Lost Hours - Tetons
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Event Details
About This League
Tuesdays at Tetons. Week 5: Melted Clocks. The sun sets at noon. Ace pot $55. Reclaim your timeline. ⌛️🛸
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome to the Containment Zone. I'm Flippy. My objections are also filed in triplicate. Week 5 is 'Melted Clocks,' where the sun sets at noon and your scorecard is the only evidence you existed.
Mission Briefing
Agents, welcome to the Tetons 9-hole Disc Golf Course. We are operating in a temporal anomaly. You pulled over for a round, saw a light, and suddenly it's three hours later. This is the 'abduction classic.' We are rendering this week as Surrealism: think Dali melting clocks, impossible horizons, and a road that loops.
The course plays through a grassy neighborhood park with gentle slopes and scattered trees—perfect for putters and midranges. But watch out for the triple-mandatory on Hole 8 and the island green on Hole 5. Those are where the timeline breaks.
Hazard Pay
The Jackpot
The current Ace Pot sits at $55.00. Per protocol, ElevateUT Disc Golf guarantees a minimum $50.00 floor for this pot. This ensures the currency remains valid even if the timeline fluctuates. Please note that if the guarantee is utilized, the top-up amount is credited to the winner's Bonus Account for future registration use only.
Clearance Levels
We are deep in the Disclosure series. The Audit is watching. In RPA, Chris Fox is leading the resistance with 159 points—a true Anchor of reality. Over in RAD, Taylor Thilo is holding the line at 117 points. The rest of you are drifting. Secure your clearance before you are redacted.
Visual Intelligence
This week's aesthetic is woozy and unreliable. We are looking for hazy, uncanny, time-slipped imagery. Primary color is dusk lilac (#6C5B9E), secondary is void blue (#1E2749), with accents of melted gold (#D4A857). Avoid realism. If you see a double moon, report it.
Logistics Support
Special thanks to Another Round Salt Lake City for their continued support of the league. They provide the gear; you provide the missing time.
Redacted. Moving on. Not because I want to, but because the form demands it.
Weather forecast will be available 2 days before the event
Tetons 9-hole
Two Times Tetons League Layout
Lost Hours @ Tetons
Course Rules
Tetons 9-hole - Two Times Tetons League Layout
Layout Details
| Hole | Par | Feet |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 3 | 290 |
| 2 | 3 | 160 |
| 3 | 3 | 270 |
| 4 | 3 | 280 |
| 5 | 3 | 155 |
| 6 | 3 | 280 |
| 7 | 3 | 210 |
| 8 | 3 | 160 |
| 9 | 3 | 190 |
| 10 | 3 | 290 |
| 11 | 3 | 160 |
| 12 | 3 | 270 |
| 13 | 3 | 280 |
| 14 | 3 | 155 |
| 15 | 3 | 280 |
| 16 | 3 | 210 |
| 17 | 3 | 160 |
| 18 | 3 | 190 |
See how this league handles pro and amateur payouts.
Schedule
Week 1: Tetons Arrival
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 2: Double Sunset
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 3: Jordan Parallax
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 4: Memory Leak
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 5: Melted Clocks
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 6: West Jordan Doubles
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 7: The Big Gap
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 8: Temporal Audit
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 9: Reset Loop
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 10: Final Disclosure
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League
Organization & Directors
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Course Fund
Course Improvement Fund
A portion of your registration fee goes towards the course improvement fund or yearly project.
