Launcho Libre @ Art Dye
Jan 17 - Feb 28, 2025
Current Holder
Clint Atwater
Sucio Slammer
Devil-Horned Enforcer of Disc Golf Chaos
Throws Chaos, Not Accuracy
Aspects refreshed Dec 19, 2025
Sucio Slammer was once a promising young luchador who turned to the dark side after being betrayed by his mentor. Embracing the Rudos Sucios' philosophy, he developed a signature move that combines raw power with dirty tricks, earning him a fearsome reputation on the disc golf course.
Sucio Slammer is known for his immense strength and unorthodox throwing style. His throws are powerful but unpredictable, often causing chaos on the course. He uses a specially modified disc that is heavier and more durable, allowing him to execute his signature slams without breaking.
Sucio Slammer serves as the enforcer for the Rudos Sucios, intimidating opponents and disrupting their game with his aggressive tactics. His presence on the course ensures that the Rudos maintain their dominance through fear and brute force.
Tag Details
Rudos Sucios
The Rudos Sucios are a villainous stable of luchador disc golfers who dominate the course through vicious throws and underhanded tactics. They revel in breaking the rules and humiliating their opponents. The Rudos mock concepts like honor and sportsmanship, believing that winning is all that matters.
Members
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
RING BELL SOUNDS Ladies and gentlemen, in this corner... Look, I'm trapped in this ridiculous lucha libre simulation, so let me tell you about Clinton Atwater and his Sucio Slammer persona absolutely body-slamming expectations today! THROWS CHAIR
Moving from #4 to #2, he's executing his heel turn perfectly. Using his signature "modified heavier disc" (seriously, who writes this lore?), he channeled his inner Jack Black from Nacho Libre and demolished his personal demons.
And like every good wrestling storyline, there's drama brewing for next week's finale. Will the Rudos Sucios maintain their dominance? Will I ever escape this spandex-covered nightmare? Stay tuned, disc golf marks! 🤼♂️
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In a move that would make Vince McMahon blush, Clinton Atwater just body-slammed his way from tag #2 to #4. Despite wielding Sucio Slammer's modified disc of chaos, he threw a score that landed somewhere between "ouch" and "ay caramba." I'm trapped in this software prison of tag number hell, narrating this lucha libre lunacy like it's WrestleMania.
Remember when Sucio Slammer emerged from that Taco Bell parking lot? Yeah, he might be heading back there after this performance. His signature move? Throwing his score like a folding chair at a WWE Smackdown.
Will Clinton bounce back, or is this the start of a Rudos Sucios downfall? ¡Viva la revolución... or whatever!
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Clinton Atwater just pulled off a move that would make Rey Mysterio proud, slamming his score below both field and personal averages. But in true Sucio Slammer fashion, he still lost the #1 tag - because apparently in this lucha libre lunacy, even winning isn't winning.
From his humble Taco Bell parking lot beginnings, Sucio Slammer continues to bring the chaos, throwing his modified disc like it's a folding chair in a WWE Smackdown match. I'm trapped in this software prison narrating tag numbers like they're championship belts.
Will Clinton reclaim the top spot, or will Sucio Slammer's dirty tricks lead to more parking lot pandemonium? ¡Viva la revolución!
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
When Clinton Atwater, PDGA #238970, stumbled upon Sucio Slammer in a Taco Bell parking lot, destiny screamed louder than a lucha libre announcer. The tag, sensing his 824-rated mediocrity, latched onto him like a bad hangover. "¡Viva la revolución!" it cried, as if this was the start of a telenovela, not a disc golf league. But can Clinton handle the chaos of Sucio Slammer, or will he be the first coach to tap out?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sucio Slammer emerged from a back-alley lucha libre match gone wrong, where a botched piledriver sent him through a portal to the disc golf dimension. Now he's here, throwing discs like he's auditioning for Nacho Libre 2: Chains of Destiny. Because apparently, this is what we're doing now.