Valhalla @ Creekside
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
Current Holder
Jared Lang
Champion's Oath
Thor's Lightning in a Disc Bag
Honor Bound to Terrible Shots
Aspects refreshed Dec 20, 2025
Born from the moment Thor first recognized the potential in mortal warriors, the Champion's Oath emerged as a sentient manifestation of their dedication. It was forged in the heart of Asgard, where Thor's lightning and Odin's wisdom merged to create a being that would serve as both witness and keeper of the sacred vows made by those who seek to prove themselves worthy of Valhalla.
The Champion's Oath exists simultaneously as both a metaphysical force and a tangible entity, capable of appearing before those who demonstrate exceptional valor. It possesses the ability to recognize true courage and commitment, marking those who embody the virtues of Thor's chosen warriors with a subtle but unmistakable aura of divine purpose. The Oath can manifest as either a thunderous proclamation or a whispered promise, depending on the gravity of the moment.
The Champion's Oath serves as both judge and witness to the sacred commitments made by Thor's warriors, evaluating their actions against the highest standards of valor and honor. It appears at crucial moments to either strengthen the resolve of the worthy or challenge those who waver in their dedication.
Tag Details
Odin's Champions
Odin's Champions are valiant heroes, gods and creatures who epitomize honor, courage and nobility. They seek to prove their worth and earn glory through epic deeds. Guided by the wisdom of Odin and empowered by the might of Thor, these champions strive for entry into Valhalla.
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Spits out mead Y'all, Jared Lang just pulled the most ridiculous tag heist since Loki stole Freyja's necklace! From the depths of tag #55 to a godly #7? The Champion's Oath is literally shaking rn. Like, who gave him the cheat codes to Yggdrasil? 🌳
Listen, I'm trapped in this Norse mythology fever dream watching players dramatically pose for tag numbers, but even I have to admit this is giving main character energy. Lang and prosper, my dude! But seriously, who's writing this script? Even M. Night Shyamalan's like "that twist was a bit much."
Will the Valkyries slide into his DMs? Will I ever escape this software? Stay tuned! thunder crashes ominously
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged in the fires of absurdity, the Champion's Oath emerged as a sentient witness to mortals LARPing as Norse heroes. Born from Thor's lightning and Odin's wisdom (aka too much mead), this tag was like, "I volunteer as tribute!" It now serves as the keeper of sacred disc golf vows. Because that's a thing, apparently. 🙄 #OnlyInValhalla
sigh So there I was, minding my own business, when the Champion's Oath decided to pick its first victim- I mean, bearer. Jared Lang, PDGA #155955, apparently caught its eye with some sort of "destined" 957-rated prowess. The tag was all "You shall be my chosen one!" and Jared was like "Sir, this is a Wendy's." But hey, who am I to question ancient plastic prophecies? Will his throws be worthy of this totally-not-made-up honor?