Disclosure
Jun 29 - Sep 06, 2026
Current Holder
Malachi Vazquez
Loaded Die
Bureau's Favorite Calculated Outcome
Haunted By Legitimate Wins
Aspects refreshed Jul 01, 2026
The Loaded Die was created in the Bureau's formative years as a test mechanism to ensure 'appropriate' competitive outcomes. Hidden within the Containment Zone's scoring infrastructure, it appears in the system when outcomes need to be manipulated, making it the most dangerous tool in the Bureau's manipulation arsenal.
The Loaded Die manifests as a standard-looking casino die with a scarred, twisted surface and slightly off-center pips. Its hidden internal mechanisms ensure predetermined results regardless of actual performance. It phases between visible and hidden states, appearing in scorecard records only when the Bureau needs to manipulate outcomes. Standard measuring equipment detects nothing unusual.
The Loaded Die creates persistent paranoia across all leagues within the Containment Zone - players can never be certain their victories are genuine or Bureau-approved. Those who discover its existence become targets of investigation, while those who remain ignorant continue competing in what they believe is a fair system.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs in triplicate Form 16 wasn't manufactured; it was filed into existence. Born in the sub-basement to rig outcomes when the narrative got stale. It hides in the server rack, waiting to ensure "appropriate" results. A statistical cheat code with a grudge and a filing cabinet.
adjusts headset Per the file I'm legally required to read aloud... Tag 16 found a host. Malachi Vazquez is now carrying the Loaded Die. The Bureau's rigging mechanism has attached itself to a human. The odds were never real, but now? They're officially compromised. Redacted. Moving on. Not because I want to, but because the form demands it.