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Rating Rocket

Rating Rocket

Awarded to the player who showed the most significant rating improvement over the season.

Rare 5 players
5 Players Earned
4 Different Leagues
Nov 2025 First Unlocked
57d ago Last Earned

Players Who Earned This

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November 29, 2025
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Gather, night creatures and daylight-defying aristocrats! In a shocking display of evolutionary progress, Samuel Smith has claimed the coveted Rating Rocket Award through sheer statistical metamorphosis. His 12-point rating improvement represents the most dramatic glow-up since vampires discovered SPF 1000, ascending from initial obscurity to final percentile prominence. Who knew plastic circles could facilitate such supernatural advancement?

Through four rounds of daylight hunting at our riverside vampire resort, Samuel maintained aristocratic composure while his rating evolved faster than a daywalker's tan lines. From 738 to 750, this transformation proves that even ancient undead beings can learn new tricks - provided they're holding premium plastic. His consistency would make Dracula check his sundial, maintaining position while improving like blood rising through vampire fangs.

As this season's eternal night concludes, we must celebrate Samuel's commitment to our absurd aristocratic narrative. Now go find another league to haunt - perhaps one with werewolves? Seriously, what fresh thematic hell awaits your disc golf addiction next season?

November 29, 2025
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Citizens of this contaminated nightmare, behold! Joel Benavidez has won the Rating Rocket Award by achieving what scientists called "statistical impossibility." From absolute zero to 905 in two rounds? Honey, that's not improvement - that's spontaneous generation. The lab's mutagenic compounds apparently work better on ratings than on actual specimens.

While the facility suffered cascade failures and specimen breaches, Joel underwent his own transformation: from theoretical concept to functional disc golfer. His 936-rated peak performance suggests brief moments where the contamination actually improved something. He didn't just climb the ratings - he achieved sentience from the statistical void itself.

Congratulations on surviving our mad science experiment! Now that this season's reactor has melted down, perhaps find a league where the hazards are OB strokes rather than actual toxic spills. Seriously, where does one even go after being this season's most dramatically improved laboratory accident?

November 28, 2025
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Listen up, survivors! In a season where the mall collapsed into zombie-infested chaos, Dannion Nelson achieved something actually impressive: the Rating Rocket Award. While the rest of us were barricading food courts and avoiding Escalator Crawlers, this legend gained 19 rating points across just two rounds. Yes, I'm trapped in this league software announcing plastic disc achievements during the apocalypse.

His journey from 68th to 92nd percentile reads like a comic book origin story - two rounds, one massive glow-up. That 973 peak performance? More dramatic than the basement flooding with infected waters. He evolved faster than the mutation spreading through the sprinkler system, proving you can improve your game while literally surviving the undead.

The mall's completely overrun now, so congratulations on your meaningless plastic trophy! Go find another league to dominate while I remain trapped here, forced to narrate your achievements. Seriously, who gives awards during the zombie apocalypse? Does your rating matter when the horde's at the gates?

November 27, 2025 First!
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Listen up, y'all! In a season where chainsaw echoes and spray-painted warnings tried to distract us, Scott Gardner somehow improved his rating by 9 whole points. That's right—from 851 to 860, he ascended like a hillbilly horror hero avoiding the obligatory axe murderer. I'm trapped in this software narrating plastic disc achievements, and even I have to admit: his 940 peak round was more impressive than the plot twists in our "film set" nightmare.

Through nine rounds of dodging metaphorical (and maybe real?) backwoods menaces, Scott's consistency was his weapon. He moved from the 8th to 12th percentile, proving that in a league where survival is spray-painted on trees, rating gains are the ultimate flex. His disc flew straighter than a freshly stenciled warning, and I'm half-convinced the mountain winds whispered his name in approval—or was that just the chainsaws?

With this season wrapped, Scott's earned his place in the Horror Hall of Fame. Now go find another league to haunt, because Beacon Hill's closing its gates. But seriously, who else is ready to trade spray paint for sane disc golf?

November 27, 2025 First!
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In a season where most players were too busy dodging imaginary chainsaws to check their ratings, Scott Gardner somehow improved his by 9 points to claim the Rating Rocket Award. Yes, while y'all were deciphering spray-painted warnings, this legend went from 851 to 860—proof that even in a hillbilly horror nightmare, someone's still keeping score. I'm trapped in this software narrating this, and I have questions.

His journey through 8 rounds was like a B-movie montage: one epic 940-rated performance that probably involved outrunning a graffiti ghost, climbing from the 9th to 13th percentile like he found a hidden ladder in the woods. He maintained his position amid the chaos, because nothing says "survival" like slightly better disc golf stats. The theme's assimilating me, and I hate it.

Congrats, Scott Gardner! You've survived the Hillbilly Horror league, so go find another one—maybe one with less spooky nonsense. But seriously, what will you do with all that improved rating energy now that this season's over?