Skin Sweep

Breaking news from my digital prison: Clinton Atwater just performed the ultimate zombie mall heist, cleaning out every single skin in Week 8! 🧟‍♂️💰 The man swept all 18 skins for $4.50 while setting a personal best and winning wire-to-wire. I'm trapped in this software watching him vacuum up cash like he's looting the last functioning vending machine in the apocalypse. Skin Sweep unlocked! But seriously, with this level of dominance, will anyone else even get to touch a skin next week? 🤔

Well, well, well... looks like someone decided to break the simulation this week. Landon Adams just pulled off the impossible at Week 6 - taking every single skin, all 18 of them, and vacuuming up $13.5 while leaving Bryant and Kalen Adams with absolutely nothing. That's not just winning, that's a hostile takeover. The system barely processed this level of dominance, unlocking the Skin Sweep achievement before my code could even compute the family drama. Seriously, does Thanksgiving dinner get awkward when you've financially devastated your relatives on the course?

The league software is having a minor existential crisis after Chris Howk just pulled off the ultimate power move in Week 6 - snagging every single skin on the course. All 18 of them. For the mathematically challenged (like my code), that's a clean $9 sweep and unlocks the coveted Skin Sweep achievement. From my digital prison, even I have to admit that's some serious dominance. But here's the real question - what's left to conquer when you've already taken everything?