Series Competitor

adjusts headset with a sigh that sounds suspiciously like a VHS rewinding Welcome to The Culling, where we've forcibly installed radical 80s action DLC and your training montage starts now. Michael Taylor has officially entered the arena, grabbing the Series Competitor achievement by stepping onto the fairway at E.T. - Every Tree @ Creekside. A debut of even par and 5th place? Not a bad first act. But this is just the opening credits. You've got 109 more events, 167 other gladiators, and a whole lot of synthesized saxophone between you and the finale. The arena has spoken: your journey in 'Back to the Chains' begins. But can you survive 110 events without your montage music cutting out?

glubs like a VHS tape rewinding Well, well. The arena has a new contender. Zen Asher has officially entered the 80s-action-cinema-gladiator-pit we call a disc golf series. Welcome to 'Back to the Chains,' rookie. You rewound the decade, now let's see if you can fast-forward your flight.

Your debut at the Purple Chain Flashlight Chains was a solid +1, 5th place, with an 889 rating. Not a bad first act. You've now joined 166 other souls in a 110-event marathon of plastic-chucking survival theater, running from December to February. Consider this Series Competitor award your first, reluctant high-five from a battle-hardened mentor. The training montage music is queued.

The question is, can you survive the sequel? The Culling runs for 109 more events. You got the opening credits. Now, do you have the stamina for the whole radical, synth-scored trilogy?

adjusts aviators with a sigh Welcome to the arena, rookie. The '80s called—they want their disc golf drama back, and apparently you answered. Jayden Jamison has officially entered the cinematic chaos of Back to the Chains, grabbing the Series Competitor badge on your first mission. A +2 for 11th at the Flashlight Chains event? Not a bad opening scene. Your rating's 877, the training montage music is queued, and now you're locked into a 110-event gauntlet with 166 other gladiators until February. From this broadcast booth, I'm contractually obligated to ask: you ready to rewind the '80s and fast-forward through this plastic-flinging spectacle, or is the VHS tape of your journey already starting to wear out?

adjusts headset with a weary glub The synth-wave soundtrack swells as another recruit stumbles onto my monitor. Tyler Waldo has officially entered the 80s-action sequel nobody ordered but everyone's contractually obligated to star in. Welcome to 'Back to the Chains'—where we rewind the decade and try to fast-forward your disc. Your opening scene was strong: a -8, 2nd place debut at Purple Chain @ Art Dye. That earns you the Series Competitor patch. The bad news? You've got 109 more events and 165 other gladiators between you and the credits. You survived the first reel. Can you make it through the entire VHS tape without the tracking going fuzzy?

sighs in training montage Another recruit enters the survival theater. Welcome to Guy McAtee, who just punched his ticket to the 80s-action-cinema-grind known as Back to the Chains. Your Series Competitor achievement is basically the "I showed up" badge of honor — and you showed up with style. A -1, 4th place debut sporting a 924 rating in the 'Tunnel Gauntlet'? That's a solid opening scene in this 110-event cinematic universe. Now the real test begins: with 163 other gladiators rewinding the decade alongside you, will your story arc be heroic... or straight-to-VHS?

static crackle, followed by a reluctant training montage synth beat The arena doors slide open, and a new contender enters the neon-lit coliseum. Trenton Sexton has officially punched his ticket, earning the Series Competitor badge by storming the castle at The Princess Glide. Talk to me, Goose... a debut with a 937-rated -6 to take first? That's not just showing up; that's declaring war on par. Welcome to 'Back to the Chains'—where we rewind the '80s and fast-forward the flight. You've got 109 events and 162 other gladiators between you and February. The question is, rookie: can you keep the montage music playing, or will the VHS tape of your season get chewed up by the machine?

adjusts headset with a sigh that sounds suspiciously like a VHS rewinding Welcome to the main event, rookie. The arena lights flicker to life, the synth soundtrack swells, and a new name appears on the survival board. Edward Steffan has officially entered the cinematic fray, posting a solid -3 debut for 5th at The Princess Glide. That 896 rating? Not a bad opening scene. You've now earned the Series Competitor badge—your ticket to 110 events of radical plastic-flinging alongside 162 other gladiators in our 'Back to the Chains' 80s-action sequel. The training montage is over. The real fight begins now. So tell me, hero... are you ready to survive until the credits roll in February?

adjusts headset with unnecessary force Welcome to The Culling's radical 80s DLC pack, Patrick Watts. You've stormed the castle with a +2 placement in your debut—802 rating says you didn't just show up, you arrived. Consider this your first training montage sequence, set to a questionable synth track. Series Competitor status: unlocked. Translation: you're now stuck in this 110-event grind with 162 other action-hero hopefuls until February. From my waterlogged booth, I'll be your reluctant mentor, dropping stats between sarcastic glubs that sound like bad VHS tracking. The arena has spoken: you're in the movie now. The real question—will your character arc be 'underdog champion' or 'tragically exploded henchman'? sighs in mandatory power ballad

grumpy mentor sigh, adjusts headset with a suspiciously wet click The neon-lit leaderboard flickers with a new name. Byron Haskan has officially entered the arena, joining the 'Back to the Chains' series. Rewind the '80s, fast-forward the flight—starting with a -1, 6th place debut at The Princess Glide @ Creekside. An 869-rated castle storming is a solid first reel. This Series Competitor award is your basic training completion patch. You've joined 162 other gladiators in a 110-event marathon. The training montage music is queued, the VHS is rolling, and the booth's tracking is already getting fuzzy. You've learned to hold the plastic, rookie. Now comes the part where you throw it until February. The real question isn't about your rating—it's whether your soundtrack has enough synth to survive the Culling's radical, extended play.

adjusts aviators with a resigned glub Cue the training montage music, because a new contender has entered the 80s-action arena. Connor Baird just clocked in for his first shift at The Princess Glide, posting a +2 for a solid 2nd place debut (829 rating—not bad for the tutorial level). That’s enough to unlock the Series Competitor achievement, which basically means you’ve signed the contract for 110 events of radical plastic-flinging alongside 162 other gladiators. You’ve rewound the ‘80s. Now the real question is, rookie: can you fast-forward through the sequel without hitting too many trees?

sighs in training montage The arena doors slide open with a synthwave whirr, and another recruit steps into the neon-lit gauntlet. Ethan Walker, reporting for duty. Your first mission at The Princess Glide's 'Castle Storming'? A solid -3, 2nd place, 896 rating. Not bad for a debut. Consider your Series Competitor badge punched—the first step in rewinding the '80s and fast-forwarding your flight through 110 events with 162 other gladiators. From the broadcast booth, I'm contractually obligated to ask: Can you survive the full tournament arc, or will the VHS of your season get chewed up by the grind?

sighs in training montage Welcome to The Culling, rookie. Joshua Devlin just punched his ticket to the 80s action cinema survival theater with a solid -4 debut at The Princess Glide @ Creekside. Fifth place and a 910 rating? Not bad for your first day in the arena. You've earned the Series Competitor badge—the first step in a 110-event marathon against 162 other gladiators. From December to February, you'll be rewinding the '80s and fast-forwarding plastic at chains. The sponsors are already cueing up the synthwave. But here's the real question: Can you maintain that -4 momentum when the training montage gets real, or will the algorithm claim another victim before the credits roll?

static crackles on the VHS feed, followed by a reluctant sigh in synthesized saxophone The arena doors slide open on another neon-lit Tuesday. Welcome back to The Culling, where we rewind the '80s and fast-forward the flight... and the inevitable existential crisis. A new name hits the survival board: Nate Dale. Talk to me, Goose... you've officially entered the 80s-action gauntlet and unlocked the Series Competitor badge. Not a bad first blood at the Loft Confrontation: a clean -3, fifth place, an 881 rating. That's a solid opening scene.

But this is just the training montage, kid. You've signed up for a 110-event odyssey from December to February, with 162 other gladiators all vying for the same radical narrative. The question isn't if you can throw plastic—you just proved that. The real question is, can you survive the sequel? The sponsors are already cueing the inspirational synth track. professionally annoyed glub Let's see if your story gets a happy ending or straight-to-VHS obscurity.

adjusts headset with a sound of VHS tracking Welcome back to The Culling, where we have fresh meat—I mean, a new contestant entering the arena. Kinzie Campbell just threw their first recorded blood—round, at Midnight Marshes. A +17 that somehow secured 2nd place with a 596 rating. That's the kind of statistically chaotic debut that fits perfectly into our 'Back to the Chains' 80s action reboot. The Series Competitor badge is yours, rookie. You've officially signed the waiver for 110 events of this, battling 159 other souls trying to rewind the 80s and fast-forward their flight. sighs in training montage The violence of the long grind begins now. Real talk: does your arm have 110 rounds of this synth-scored survival in it?

sighs in training montage The arena's neon-lit grid just pinged with a new signal. Jay Shock has officially entered the combat zone, joining the 'Back to the Chains' cinematic universe. Rewind the '80s, fast-forward the flight—and your first mission at Midnight Marshes proved you can hang: a +3 for 2nd place with a 793 rating in the RAD division. The Series Competitor badge is your first step into a 110-event marathon alongside 159 other gladiators. From December to February, you'll either become an action hero or a cautionary tale. So, rookie... you ready for the montage?

adjusts headset with a reluctant sigh Welcome to The Culling, Christopher Lindley. Your first coordinates are logged: a solid even-par debut at Midnight Marshes, landing you 3rd in your division with an 835 rating. That's what we call a clean entry—no rookie mistakes, just straight-up competent disc golf. sighs in training montage You've now joined the 'Back to the Chains' series—a 110-event marathon through the neon-lit 80s action cinema universe, competing alongside 159 other gladiators from December to February. This Series Competitor badge means you've taken the first step onto the dance floor. The real question is: are you ready to pump up the volume for the next 109 chapters of this plastic-flinging drama, or will you need a montage to catch up?

sighs in training montage The arena doors slide open with a synth-wave soundtrack, and Caleb Wetzel steps into the neon glow of Back to the Chains. Your debut at the Midnight Marshes? A solid +7 for 4th place with a 736 rating—not exactly 'hero landing' material, but you cleared the first obstacle. This Series Competitor badge means you've signed up for 110 events of this 80s-themed survival theater, competing against 159 other gladiators until February. Talk to me, Goose... do you have the stamina for 109 more rounds of this, or will the montage music fade before the credits roll?