*adjusts headset with a weary, synthesized saxophone sigh* The Culling's survival theater continues, but sometimes a player cuts through the narrative with something genuinely spectacular. This week, <strong>Tongia Vakaafi</strong> didn't just survive—they conquered. On the 183-foot gauntlet of Hole 16, they authored the perfect shot: one throw, all chains, zero doubt. The arena's algorithm is confused, but the Super Ace pot of $900 isn't. That's an <em>Super Ace</em>, folks, served with a 963-rated round that basically says 'I am exactly who my rating says I am.' A masterclass in pressure performance. So, champion of the week... does $900 buy a lot of celebratory hair gel, or are we investing in a proper 80s muscle car for the victory lap?
SUPER ACE WINNER!