Meltdown - A Traveling Doubles League
Track the bag tag rankings within each faction and division. Bag tag numbers are awarded based on performance in league events, with lower numbers representing better rankings.
So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
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1The Digital DanceFirst things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
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2The Weekly Number ShuffleEvery event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
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3Ties & Tag Defense*adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
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4Missed EventsSkip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
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5Getting Your Physical Tag*adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
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6Your Personal Chronicler*sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
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Warheads
An elite band of flavor renegades, Warheads harness the most extreme sour energy to conquer the Candyverse. They thrive on chaos tactics, bold moves, and shock value, with explosive strategies and visuals designed to intimidate and destabilize opponents. Their identity is crafted around razor-sharp charisma, spiky motifs, and neon acid hues, unleashing a blitz of sour-power at every rivalry event.
Meltdown - A Traveling Doubles League
Meltdown - A Traveling Doubles League
Meltdown - A Traveling Doubles League
Ranchers
The valiant defenders of sweet justice, Ranchers unify the forces of every juicy, powerful flavor. Their approach spotlights heroic teamwork, inventive strategy, and bright, rounded candy themes. The Ranchers radiate optimism and boldness, wielding sweetness as a force for order, with visuals brimming with juicy blooms, dynamic but soft-edged motion, and 80s comic-book hero flair in their palette and iconography.
Meltdown - A Traveling Doubles League
Meltdown - A Traveling Doubles League