
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Citric Shockwave's Origin
Born when a Rancher lab tech named Karen (yes, that Karen) mixed citrus concentrate with a sonic boom generator—creating the Candyverse’s first sourdraulic press. Imagine Thanos snapping, but with Lemonheads. Warheads stole the prototype, added neon strobes, and weaponized the “citricussy” (don’t ask) into a pH-bending nightmare. Yes, we’re narrating sentient Sour Patch Kids now. Pray for me.
Cliffhanger: Which tag will next escape this sugar-coated Westworld?