AI Generated Story

Your Adventure Begins in Dead Outside Disc Golf presents Hot Summer Date Night Dubs

Season Starts: Thursday, July 31

Shotgun Start at 6:30 PM

Mehraban (Baby Bottoms)

Welcome to the season trailer of Dead Outside Disc Golf presents Hot Summer Date Night Dubs, where two powerful factions vie for supremacy on the disc golf course. As the season unfolds, players will become central characters in this epic narrative, with their achievements and battles automatically woven into the story by our AI storyteller.

The Warring Factions

Two powerful factions emerge to battle for glory on the disc golf course, each with their own unique style and approach to the game.

Elite Division

Sunset Serenaders

Champion

Lola "Sunset Siren" Martinez

Mixtape Curator and League Storyteller

Lola speaks like she's permanently floating on a cosmic wave of good vibes, stretching out words like 'duuuude' and 'totally' while weaving intricate ocean metaphors through every aspect of disc golf commentary. Her delivery has the unhurried rhythm of someone who's spent decades reading wave patterns, but she applies this same intuitive flow to reading romantic chemistry between players and the 'energy currents' of each throw. She'll seamlessly transition from describing a hyzer as 'catching some seriously tubular air currents, brah' to getting deeply philosophical about how 'every disc is just searching for its destined basket, like souls finding each other across the cosmic ocean of love, you know?'

Higher rated divisions

Members

Divisions

RPA RAH RAD

Challenger Division

Arcade Annihilators

Champion

Dex "Arcade Overlord" Thompson

High Score Perfectionist and Digital Precision Evangelist

Dex speaks with the rapid-fire precision of someone who has spent countless hours perfecting frame-perfect inputs, his words delivered like combo sequences - calculated, efficient, and designed for maximum impact. Where Lola flows like ocean waves, Dex operates like a finely-tuned machine, every sentence structured with the same pixel-perfect accuracy he brings to both arcade games and disc golf. He peppers his speech with gaming terminology and statistical analysis, treating every conversation like a strategy guide being written in real-time. His voice carries the authority of someone who has conquered high score leaderboards and course records alike, but beneath the confident exterior lies the brittle edge of someone who has replaced genuine connection with the pursuit of measurable achievement.

Lower rated divisions

Members

Divisions

RAE RAF RAG

The Story Begins

First Impressions

Story by

Lola "Sunset Siren" Martinez

Mixtape Curator and League Storyteller

Neon Waves and Digital Precision: The Summer of Disc Destiny

In a world ruled by glowing palms and cosmic love currents, the Hot Summer Date Night Championship unfolds on Mehraban (Baby Bottoms).

A neon courtship ignites as Lola “Sunset Siren” Martinez reads invisible love waves.
A pixel-perfect storm brews under the watchful eye of Dex “Arcade Overlord” Thompson.

Discs split holographic ferns.
Spectral sharks rise in the water hazards.
Cosmic VHS static crackles around every throw.

Alliances form and fracture under the neon glow.
Love Wave Coalition clashes with Arcade Annihilators.
Secret mixtape clues pulse beneath the surface.

Challenge: Holographic Hazard Confrontation – can you pierce the spectral sharks?
Challenge: Neon Love Wave Drift – will you ride the luminous current?

Defy gravity. Embrace destiny.
Romance or precision?
Catch the neon wave… or face game over.