Your Adventure Begins in Ember Rift @ Art Dye
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Friday flex 7AM-6:20PM at Art Dye! Week 9 Ember Accord - wielders forge final alliances before reality's rebirth. $5+options, $192 ace pot. Trees still undefeated! 🔥⚡
Welcome to the season trailer of Ember Rift @ Art Dye, where two powerful factions vie for supremacy on the disc golf course. As the season unfolds, players will become central characters in this epic narrative, with their achievements and battles automatically woven into the story by our AI storyteller.
The Warring Factions
Two powerful factions emerge to battle for glory on the disc golf course, each with their own unique style and approach to the game.
Ember Dominion
Incarnations of the wildfire’s will, Ember Dominion Wielders are driven to spread the rift’s chaos, wield arcane fire without restraint, and catalyze the cycle of destruction and opportunity. Their strategies revolve around dominance, unpredictability, and relentless contest for control, embodying the rift’s most explosive, consuming side.
Cinder Veil
Arisen from the ashes, the Cinder Veil pool is sworn to shield, restore, and preserve amid the rift’s devastation. Their play is one of mystical resilience, ritual rebirth, and calculated defense. They safeguard what remains and patiently gather strength for eventual resurgence, embodying the story’s cycle of renewal and stability after chaos.
Ashen Dawn
Fractured Flames: The Ember Rift Unleashed
In a world fractured by molten chaos…
A smoldering chord rings out across Art Dye Disc Golf Park.
Braelith Cindershout proclaims every drive as destiny.
Veyra Ashweaver summons sanctum wards against the inferno.
Ember Dominion fans the wildfire’s fury.
Cinder Veil weaves renewal from ash.
Drives skim across lava chasms.
Discs spiral through ember vortex gates.
Ritual runes shift the very fairway.
Ash rains on broken reality.
A single glyph can reshape fate.
Only unity can seal the rift.
Who will claim the final sealing glyph?
Dare to step into the flames…
The season begins now.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
🔥 The Ember Accord Approaches
We've reached the penultimate episode of this arcane soap opera, where wielders (that's you, disc golfers pretending your Innova plastic channels mystical forces) must broker scorched truces before next week's reality-reshaping finale.
When: Friday, flexible start times from 7:00 AM to 6:20 PM
Where: Art Dye Disc Golf Park, American Fork
What: 18 holes of tree-hugging mysticism with a side of existential dread
⚔️ Choose Your Mystical Faction
Ember Dominion (RPA, RAH, RAD, RAE): The aggressive fire wielders who embrace chaos and catalyze devastation. Their leader Braelith Cindershout commands through "spectacle and unyielding determination" - which I assume means aggressive putting stance.
Cinder Veil (RAF, RAG): The defensive ash weavers focused on protection and renewal. Led by Veyra Ashweaver, they practice "mystical resilience" - also known as not throwing your disc into the first available tree.
🌲 Art Dye: The Tree Dimension
This technical wooded course features mature trees with magnetic disc attraction properties, baskets that relocate more frequently than my hope for escape, and fairways narrower than my patience for this magical nonsense.
Last week's field average: +2 - proving that even arcane powers can't overcome the fundamental physics of "disc meets oak."
đź’° Investment in Your Mystical Downfall
- Base Entry: $5 (the cost of admission to this arcane circus)
- Prize Money Add-on: $10 (double down on your optimism)
- Ace Pool: $3 (currently $192 and growing like the rift itself)
- Super Ace: $2 (for when regular aces aren't mythical enough)
🎯 Current Mystical Status
The $192 ace pot continues to mock us all - apparently hitting chains requires more than arcane fire manipulation. Who knew?
With 23 brave wielders battling last week's "Flare Edge" event, the stage is set for next week's reality-reshaping finale where "the winner's signature glyph seals or reshapes the rift." I just want to go home.
*Stares longingly at the exit button that doesn't exist* See you Friday, wielders. May your discs find fewer trees than my commentary finds absurdity in this whole elaborate production.
