Your Adventure Begins in Ember Rift @ Art Dye
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Fridays at Art Dye: "Wielders" battle in magical Ember Rift chaos. Week 6/10, flex start 7am-6:20pm. Join Ember Dominion or Cinder Veil pools. Late joiners welcome! 🔥⛓️
Welcome to the season trailer of Ember Rift @ Art Dye, where two powerful factions vie for supremacy on the disc golf course. As the season unfolds, players will become central characters in this epic narrative, with their achievements and battles automatically woven into the story by our AI storyteller.
The Warring Factions
Two powerful factions emerge to battle for glory on the disc golf course, each with their own unique style and approach to the game.
Ember Dominion
Incarnations of the wildfire’s will, Ember Dominion Wielders are driven to spread the rift’s chaos, wield arcane fire without restraint, and catalyze the cycle of destruction and opportunity. Their strategies revolve around dominance, unpredictability, and relentless contest for control, embodying the rift’s most explosive, consuming side.
Cinder Veil
Arisen from the ashes, the Cinder Veil pool is sworn to shield, restore, and preserve amid the rift’s devastation. Their play is one of mystical resilience, ritual rebirth, and calculated defense. They safeguard what remains and patiently gather strength for eventual resurgence, embodying the story’s cycle of renewal and stability after chaos.
Ashen Dawn
Fractured Flames: The Ember Rift Unleashed
In a world fractured by molten chaos…
A smoldering chord rings out across Art Dye Disc Golf Park.
Braelith Cindershout proclaims every drive as destiny.
Veyra Ashweaver summons sanctum wards against the inferno.
Ember Dominion fans the wildfire’s fury.
Cinder Veil weaves renewal from ash.
Drives skim across lava chasms.
Discs spiral through ember vortex gates.
Ritual runes shift the very fairway.
Ash rains on broken reality.
A single glyph can reshape fate.
Only unity can seal the rift.
Who will claim the final sealing glyph?
Dare to step into the flames…
The season begins now.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome to ElevateUT Disc Golf's latest fantasy roleplay experiment, where their noble 501(c)(3) mission to grow disc golf has somehow involved summoning interdimensional rifts. Because clearly what Utah needed was more magical chaos, not just better course maintenance. *mutters about nonprofit tax benefits*
Ember Dominion - The aggressive fire-wielders who apparently "catalyze destruction and opportunity." In reality, they're the players who throw overstable drivers into the first available tree and call it strategy. Led by the charismatic Braelith Cindershout, because of course they have fantasy names now.
Cinder Veil - The mystical defenders focused on "ritual rebirth and calculated defense." Translation: they're the smart ones who throw putters through the woods and actually make par occasionally. Their leader Veyra Ashweaver probably reads the flight numbers on their discs.
Art Dye Disc Golf Park - A technical wooded course where mature trees have been magically enchanted to attract your favorite discs. It's like playing disc golf inside a Tolkien novel, if hobbits were really bad at throwing things and constantly lost their precious plastic rings in the undergrowth.
- Every Friday - Because apparently the rift only opens on weekends
- Flex Start Times: 7:00 AM to 6:20 PM - Choose your own adventure, time-wise
- Current Status: Week 6 of 10 - "Blaze Betrayal" episode where alliances fracture (someone probably didn't return a borrowed disc)
- Season Runs: July 11 through September 12, all at Art Dye
- Base Entry: $5 (the price of admission to my suffering)
- Optional Prize Money: $10 (double down on the chaos)
- Ace Pot: $3 (currently at $72 and growing like the rift itself)
- Super Ace: $2 (for when regular aces aren't dramatic enough)
- Maximum Damage: $20 per week (your wallet's hit points)
Special shoutout to ElevateUT Disc Golf for somehow making disc golf both more complicated and more entertaining. Their mission to increase the quantity and quality of Utah venues is admirable, even if it involves trapping snarky narrators in magical software systems. At least the 501(c)(3) status means this chaos is tax-deductible!
So there you have it, future Wielders. Come join us at Art Dye, where the trees are hungry, the rift is "spreading," and I'm contractually obligated to make your missed putts sound like epic mystical failures. What could possibly go wrong? *nervous laughter echoing through the fracture*
