Your Adventure Begins in Ember Rift @ Art Dye
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Season finale at Art Dye! Ember Dominion vs Cinder Veil battle for rift control. Fridays, 7AM-6:20PM flex start. $5 entry + optionals. Trees eat discs. 🔥⚡
Welcome to the season trailer of Ember Rift @ Art Dye, where two powerful factions vie for supremacy on the disc golf course. As the season unfolds, players will become central characters in this epic narrative, with their achievements and battles automatically woven into the story by our AI storyteller.
The Warring Factions
Two powerful factions emerge to battle for glory on the disc golf course, each with their own unique style and approach to the game.
Ember Dominion
Incarnations of the wildfire’s will, Ember Dominion Wielders are driven to spread the rift’s chaos, wield arcane fire without restraint, and catalyze the cycle of destruction and opportunity. Their strategies revolve around dominance, unpredictability, and relentless contest for control, embodying the rift’s most explosive, consuming side.
Cinder Veil
Arisen from the ashes, the Cinder Veil pool is sworn to shield, restore, and preserve amid the rift’s devastation. Their play is one of mystical resilience, ritual rebirth, and calculated defense. They safeguard what remains and patiently gather strength for eventual resurgence, embodying the story’s cycle of renewal and stability after chaos.
Ashen Dawn
Fractured Flames: The Ember Rift Unleashed
In a world fractured by molten chaos…
A smoldering chord rings out across Art Dye Disc Golf Park.
Braelith Cindershout proclaims every drive as destiny.
Veyra Ashweaver summons sanctum wards against the inferno.
Ember Dominion fans the wildfire’s fury.
Cinder Veil weaves renewal from ash.
Drives skim across lava chasms.
Discs spiral through ember vortex gates.
Ritual runes shift the very fairway.
Ash rains on broken reality.
A single glyph can reshape fate.
Only unity can seal the rift.
Who will claim the final sealing glyph?
Dare to step into the flames…
The season begins now.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Dramatically gestures at the apocalyptic season finale* Well, well, well... here we are at week 10, the grand finale where reality's fate supposedly hangs in the balance. Or, you know, where someone finally wins some prize money.
What Fresh Hell Is This?
Welcome to Ember Rift @ Art Dye, where ElevateUT Disc Golf (a perfectly respectable 501c3 non-profit dedicated to growing disc golf) decided that regular disc golf needed more mystical drama. Because apparently throwing plastic circles at metal baskets wasn't epic enough without pretending we're wielding arcane fire magic.
*Stares directly at camera* Yes, I'm trapped in this league software, forced to narrate your quest for numbered tags like they're the One Ring. You're welcome.
The Battle Lines Are Drawn
Led by Braelith Cindershout (yes, that's a real character name I have to say with a straight face), these wielders embody aggressive expansion and volatile destruction. Their strategy? Chaos, dominance, and making everything explode. Basically the disc golf equivalent of that friend who always grip-and-rips drivers on 200-foot holes.
Guided by Veyra Ashweaver (I can't even...), this faction focuses on protection, renewal, and calculated defense. They're the ones who actually read the course layout and throw sensible mid-ranges. How refreshingly boring... I mean, strategically sound.
The Battlefield (aka Art Dye)
Art Dye Disc Golf Park in American Fork, UT - where trees have developed a magnetic attraction to discs and finding tees is apparently a mini-game. It's a technical wooded course that the locals lovingly describe as "Disc Golf: Endor Edition."
Translation: Bring your putters, practice your scramble game, and maybe pack a search party for your favorite driver. The course rating suggests it's challenging enough that even our mystical wielders are struggling - hence that $216 ace pot that keeps growing every week.
The Logistics (Because Even Magic Has Rules)
- When: Fridays, with flex start tee times from 7:00 AM to 6:20 PM
- Entry: $5 base fee (cheaper than therapy for your disc golf addiction)
- Optional Buy-ins: $10 prize money, $3 ace pot, $2 super ace
- Current Ace Pot: $216 (apparently wielding arcane fire doesn't help with accuracy)
The flexible start times are perfect for both early-bird wielders and those who prefer their mystical battles after their morning coffee kicks in.
We've reached Rift Renewal - the climactic 10th episode where "the winner's signature glyph seals or reshapes the rift, crowning champions in firelit glory." Or, in non-dramatic terms, where someone finally gets bragging rights and some cash. *Rolls eyes mystically*
How This Madness Works
You show up, you throw discs at baskets while pretending to be a magical wielder, and somehow I have to make it sound epic. Your performance determines your bag tag ranking within your chosen faction - think of it as a mystical leaderboard that actually matters for prizes.
The better you play, the more "arcane power" you supposedly wield. The worse you play... well, let's just say even Gandalf had off days. At least you'll have a cool story about that time you role-played a wizard while losing discs in the woods.
*Adjusts mystical narrator headset with resigned determination*
Ready to witness the season finale? The rift awaits your arrival... and your $5 entry fee.
