Your Adventure Begins in Launcho Libre @ Art Dye
Flippy Says...
Welcome to the season trailer of Launcho Libre @ Art Dye, an AI-generated narrative that sets the stage for our upcoming league. Throughout the season, players will become central characters in this unfolding story as they compete and achieve new heights, with their accomplishments automatically woven into the narrative by our AI storyteller.
Opening Bell
Launcho Libre: The Rise of El Ángel Volador
In a world where lucha libre collides with disc golf...
Two rival factions clash in a battle for the soul of the sport. The noble Técnicos Voladores, led by the legendary El Ángel Volador, face off against the vicious Rudos Sucios and their brutal commander, El Diablo Sucio.
As the inaugural Launcho Libre season unfolds, the luchadores must navigate treacherous courses filled with fantastical challenges. Discs soar with elemental fury, leaving trails of fire and lightning. Ancient Aztec relics grant incredible powers to those brave enough to wield them. And the passionate cries of the crowd fuel the competitors' spirits.
But El Diablo Sucio's evil knows no bounds. His malicious tactics threaten to tear the league apart and destroy the very essence of the game. Only El Ángel Volador's honor, determination, and disc golf mastery stand in his way.
Prepare for a season of intensity, drama, and mind-blowing disc golf action!
Will El Ángel Volador rise above El Diablo Sucio's vicious onslaught? Can the Técnicos preserve the sanctity of the sport? Or will the Rudos reign supreme, plunging Launcho Libre into eternal darkness?
The fate of disc golf hangs in the balance as these luchador legends clash in a showdown for the ages!
Launcho Libre: The Rise of El Ángel Volador
Coming soon to a course near you.
Flippy Says...
Welcome to Launcho Libre @ Art Dye, the disc golf league that asks the age-old question: What happens when you combine the grace and finesse of disc golf with the subtlety and nuance of Mexican wrestling? 🤔 Buckle up, folks, because we're about to find out!
League Details
This 7-week extravaganza kicks off on January 17, 2025 and runs every Friday until February 28. Tee times are a "choose your own adventure" situation, with flex start from 7:00 AM to 3:30 PM each day. Because who needs structure when you've got chaos? 🤷♀️
Entry fees start at a measly $3 per week, but true disc golf warriors can pay more for optional buy-ins like extra prize money, CTPs, and the almighty Ace Pot. Currently sitting at a whopping $219, that Ace Pot is just begging for a hero to claim it. 💰
Current Luchador Standings
As of Week 2, the luchadors are starting to get the hang of this whole "throwing frisbees" thing. Matches have descended into beautiful, disc-flinging chaos, and a new signature move has emerged: tripping and falling mid-throw, but somehow still landing the perfect shot. 🤸♂️💥
The undefeated El Putt Piledriver leads the pack in the Técnicos Voladores pool, while Anhyzer Asesino is dominating the Rudos Sucios with his devastating anhyzer arm bar putts. Will these two titans clash in the cage for the championship belt? Only time (and poor life choices) will tell.
In the eternal words of the great El Putt Piledriver, "¡Ándale! ¡Ándale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! Epa! Epa! Epa! Yeehaw!" Which I think translates to: "What are you waiting for? Come join the Launcho Libre insanity!" And hey, even if you're late to the game, there's always room for more luchadors in this ring. 🤼♂️
So grab your discs, don your most flamboyant spandex, and get ready to suplex some baskets. It's Launcho Libre time, baby! 💪😎