Golem's Guardian
Week 5

Golem's Guardian

Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye April 4, 2025 Arcane Seekers
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35°
Temperature

Event Details

Total Players 38
Week 5

Weather Conditions

Temperature 35°F
Wind Speed 10 MPH

Faction Battle

Arcane Seekers
Arcane Seekers
MVP: Kenneth Oetker
Golem Guardians
Golem Guardians
MVP: Steven Anderson
Arcane Seekers won this event's faction battle!
Golem's Guardian

Episode Recap

🥶 Braving frigid 35°F temperatures and a biting wind, 38 intrepid disc golfers descended upon Art Dye Disc Golf Park for an evening of fiercely contested rounds. But it was Kenneth Oetker who emerged as the night's guardian, delivering a blistering 1028-rated performance that echoed the Golem's awakening purpose as an ancient protector. 🗿

In the MP40 division, Oetker's dominant -8 showing left spectators as breathless as the icy gusts that swept across the course. Shooting an astonishing 66 points above his rating, this solo competitor's exceptional round deserves a spotlight brighter than a Golem's glowing sigil! 🔥

MPO saw Houston Finch claim victory at -5, with Bobby Schneck hot on his heels at -3, shooting 54 points above rating. 📈 An early 4-way tie dissolved like a clay Golem in a rainstorm as Finch took control by hole 3. 🏆

MA1 featured a dramatic battle between Guy McAtee and Spencer Livsey, both conjuring 987-rated rounds out of thin air. 🪄 The lead changed hands 6 times between these two sorcerers of the tee pad, each shooting significantly above their ratings (32 and 42 points respectively). Rumor has it, even the Golem was taking notes! 📝

In MA2, Brandon Voyles commanded a -3 win, while Alex Collings impressed with a performance 51 points above rating. 🌟 Adam Gibbons briefly took the lead on hole 3, providing early drama fit for an ancient folklore.

MA3 saw Victor Villar (+3) emerge victorious from an early 4-way tie, engaging in a compelling back-and-forth with Mark Gordon that included late lead changes. Multiple players sharing the early lead created an initial drama as thrilling as unearthing a Golem's lost scroll! 📜

Across the board, six players shot 50+ points above their ratings, a feat as rare as a Golem's smile. 😄 Clayton Rackham and Owen Millet claimed sole birdies on the challenging holes 2 and 5, respectively, like adventurers plucking hidden gems from a Golem's grasp. 💎 Multiple personal bests were recorded across divisions, even as the tough conditions made scoring as difficult as deciphering ancient Golem runes, especially on holes 9, 13, and 18. ⚠️

As the mist clears on week 5, the series reaches its midpoint with building tension in both competition and narrative. The growing stakes for week 6, "Forest's Foreboding," loom like the shadow of an awakening Golem. Will our heroes unravel the secrets of the Golem's purpose, or will they be lost in the twisted paths of the forest? Tune in next time to find out! 🌲🔮

Narrator Archetype: The Insult Comic
Ezra Katz
Narrated by
Ezra Katz
Guardian of the Golem's Legacy
Abrasively wise, with an undercurrent of cryptic mystery
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MPO Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 212 364 283 201 395 573 343 316 227 378 277 210 256 380 200 276 204 315 5410
Tee Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue
Target A B B A B B A A B C B B B B C A A C
Pool Avg 2.67 3.11 3.00 2.67 3.11 4.00 3.00 2.89 2.78 2.78 3.33 2.78 3.33 3.33 2.89 3.11 2.78 3.78 55.33
Score 2 3 2 2 3 3 3 2 2 3 3 3 4 3 3 4 2 3 50
+/– Par -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 + 1 + 1 -1 -5
Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park - 2024 Redesign (Golds) Layout
Round Summary

According to these ancient scrolls I've been studying, Houston Finch channeled the raw power of the Golem today at Art Dye, carving through the forest's defenses with surgical precision 🗿. Seven birdies illuminated his path through the wooded labyrinth, as he commanded the lead from hole 3 onward like a master puppeteer directing his clay creation 🎯. Setting a personal best of 5-under par, Finch's performance had me reaching for my mystical texts to confirm what my eyes beheld - pure mastery over both disc and destiny. His victory against eight worthy challengers in MPO proves that sometimes, the old ways of reading flight patterns in sacred runes actually work! 📈

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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 212 364 283 201 395 573 343 316 227 378 277 210 256 380 200 276 204 315 5410
Tee Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue
Target A B B A B B A A B C B B B B C A A C
Pool Avg 2.67 3.11 3.00 2.67 3.11 4.00 3.00 2.89 2.78 2.78 3.33 2.78 3.33 3.33 2.89 3.11 2.78 3.78 55.33
Score 3 4 2 2 3 4 3 3 3 2 2 3 4 3 2 3 3 3 52
+/– Par + 1 -1 -1 -1 -1 + 1 -1 -3
Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park - 2024 Redesign (Golds) Layout
Round Summary

dramatically unfurls ancient scroll Behold, as Bobby Schneck channeled the spirit of the ancient clay warriors today, crafting a masterful -3 performance that would make even the Golem's craftsmen proud! 🏺 His 977-rated round soared an impressive 54 points above his usual rating, suggesting he might have secretly decoded some of those mystical disc golf sigils I've been preaching about.

Rising through the ranks like a well-animated construct, Schneck claimed his place in the top 3 twice during this round, ultimately securing 2nd place in MPO with 5 beautiful birdies. Through the wooded corridors of Art Dye, he demonstrated remarkable precision, weaving between trees with the grace of a seasoned guardian. 🎯 The ancient scrolls will surely remember this display of technical prowess!

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Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Averaged a 950 rating
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 212 364 283 201 395 573 343 316 227 378 277 210 256 380 200 276 204 315 5410
Tee Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue
Target A B B A B B A A B C B B B B C A A C
Pool Avg 2.67 3.11 3.00 2.67 3.11 4.00 3.00 2.89 2.78 2.78 3.33 2.78 3.33 3.33 2.89 3.11 2.78 3.78 55.33
Score 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 2 3 3 3 2 2 4 53
+/– Par -1 -1 -1 + 1 -2
Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park - 2024 Redesign (Golds) Layout
Round Summary

dramatically unfurls ancient scroll Ah, what revelations we have about Andrew Yale's journey through the wooded trials! 🏺 Threading through Art Dye's arboreal guardians like a well-programmed golem, Yale carved out a respectable -2, earning him 3rd place in MPO and, more impressively, etching his name into his own personal stone tablets with a new course best. 🌳

The ancient texts speak of his resilience - climbing to that 3rd place position with a late surge on hole 16, though the fates proved fickle as he finished just outside the sacred money circle. His 966-rated performance (+7 above his usual mystic numbers) suggests the arcane sigils I've been teaching him about proper form might actually be working... 📈 Though next time, perhaps consulting the scrolls about putting could help secure that elusive cash finish. 🎯

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Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Averaged a 941 rating
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 212 364 283 201 395 573 343 316 227 378 277 210 256 380 200 276 204 315 5410
Tee Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue
Target A B B A B B A A B C B B B B C A A C
Pool Avg 2.67 3.11 3.00 2.67 3.11 4.00 3.00 2.89 2.78 2.78 3.33 2.78 3.33 3.33 2.89 3.11 2.78 3.78 55.33
Score 2 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 2 3 2 3 3 4 5 3 4 55
+/– Par -1 -1 -1 -1 + 1 + 2 + 1 E
Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park - 2024 Redesign (Golds) Layout
Round Summary

Consulting my ancient scrolls... 🔮 Malachi Vazquez emerged from Art Dye's mystical tree maze with an even-par performance, claiming 4th place in MPO like a true acolyte of the disc arts. The young disciple started strong, sharing an early lead that would make the Golem proud, before settling into a rhythm worthy of the ancient teachings. 🌳

His four birdies and a round rating of 946 showed promising signs of transcendence, floating 11 points above his usual rating of 935. Most impressive was his climb to 3rd place after hole 6 - though like many before him who've sought the sacred path through these woods, he couldn't quite maintain that ethereal position. Still, the scrolls suggest this performance marks him as one to watch in future trials. 📈

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Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Averaged a 952 rating
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 212 364 283 201 395 573 343 316 227 378 277 210 256 380 200 276 204 315 5410
Tee Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue
Target A B B A B B A A B C B B B B C A A C
Pool Avg 2.67 3.11 3.00 2.67 3.11 4.00 3.00 2.89 2.78 2.78 3.33 2.78 3.33 3.33 2.89 3.11 2.78 3.78 55.33
Score 3 3 3 2 2 4 3 3 3 3 4 4 3 4 3 3 2 4 56
+/– Par -1 -1 + 1 + 1 + 1 -1 + 1 +1
Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park - 2024 Redesign (Golds) Layout
Round Summary

dramatically unfurls ancient scroll Behold as Owen Millet traversed Art Dye's wooded labyrinth like a Golem searching for its purpose! 🥏 His journey to a +1 finish (5th in MPO) was a testament to the ancient art of consistency, though the sacred texts suggest his 936-rated round fell short of his prophesied potential.

The scrolls speak of a magnificent prophecy fulfilled on Hole 5, where he alone among the Arcane Seekers conquered the 395-foot challenge with a birdie 🎯, briefly ascending to 2nd place like a clay warrior claiming their destiny. Alas, the forest spirits had other plans, and the remaining holes proved as challenging as deciphering hieroglyphics written in tree sap. 🌳

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Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Averaged a 963 rating
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 212 364 283 201 395 573 343 316 227 378 277 210 256 380 200 276 204 315 5410
Tee Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue
Target A B B A B B A A B C B B B B C A A C
Pool Avg 2.67 3.11 3.00 2.67 3.11 4.00 3.00 2.89 2.78 2.78 3.33 2.78 3.33 3.33 2.89 3.11 2.78 3.78 55.33
Score 3 4 3 2 4 4 3 3 3 3 3 4 2 3 3 3 3 3 56
+/– Par + 1 -1 + 1 + 1 -1 +1
Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park - 2024 Redesign (Golds) Layout
Round Summary

Ah, behold as Tyler Waldo channels the ancient wisdom of the Golem in his quest for perfection! 🏺 Setting a personal best with a +1 finish, our intrepid warrior claimed 5th place among the nine seekers of disc golf enlightenment. dramatically unfurls scroll According to these sacred texts, his performance on the mystical 13th hole deserves particular recognition - the only soul brave enough to secure a birdie where others faltered! 🎯

The forest spirits of Art Dye must have smiled upon young Waldo today, blessing him with two precious birdies amidst the treacherous canopy. While some may see a middle-of-pack finish, these ancient eyes recognize the true significance of achieving one's personal best score - a sign that the Golem's teachings are finally taking root. 📈

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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 212 364 283 201 395 573 343 316 227 378 277 210 256 380 200 276 204 315 5410
Tee Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue
Target A B B A B B A A B C B B B B C A A C
Pool Avg 2.67 3.11 3.00 2.67 3.11 4.00 3.00 2.89 2.78 2.78 3.33 2.78 3.33 3.33 2.89 3.11 2.78 3.78 55.33
Score 2 3 3 4 4 4 2 3 2 4 6 2 3 4 3 2 3 4 58
+/– Par -1 + 1 + 1 -1 -1 + 1 + 3 -1 + 1 -1 + 1 +3
Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park - 2024 Redesign (Golds) Layout
Round Summary

pulls out ancient scroll and adjusts spectacles Ah yes, Britain Best navigated the mystical forests of Art Dye like a clay golem with rusty joints today, stumbling to a +3 finish and 7th place 🏺. The ancient texts warned of such struggles - their 915-rated performance fell short of their usual mystic prowess by 20 points 📉. However, the scrolls did record a moment of true enlightenment on hole 12, where they channeled the power of the ancients for a redemptive birdie after a triple-bogey catastrophe. With 5 birdies scattered through the round like sacred runes 🎯, there were glimpses of their true potential, even if the overall form suggested someone who'd learned their technique from a crumbling tablet rather than proper instruction.

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Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Averaged a 944 rating
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 212 364 283 201 395 573 343 316 227 378 277 210 256 380 200 276 204 315 5410
Tee Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue
Target A B B A B B A A B C B B B B C A A C
Pool Avg 2.67 3.11 3.00 2.67 3.11 4.00 3.00 2.89 2.78 2.78 3.33 2.78 3.33 3.33 2.89 3.11 2.78 3.78 55.33
Score 4 2 5 3 3 4 4 3 3 2 3 2 5 3 2 3 4 4 59
+/– Par + 1 -1 + 2 + 1 -1 -1 + 2 -1 + 1 + 1 +4
Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park - 2024 Redesign (Golds) Layout
Round Summary

dramatically unfurls ancient scroll Ah, what revelations we have about Clayton Rackham's journey through the mystical woods of Art Dye! 🌳 Like a Golem with misaligned sigils, his round stumbled to a +4 finish, landing him in 8th place among the Arcane Seekers division. The ancient texts did reveal one moment of brilliance - a lone birdie conquest on the treacherous Hole 2, where others faltered like clay figures in the rain 🎯. Alas, the Super Ace hole proved his undoing, as the spirits of the forest claimed a double bogey from our challenger. Though his 905-rated performance suggests there's more power waiting to be unleashed, today the trees proved more stubborn than a century-old Golem's joints. 📜

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Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Averaged a 925 rating
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 212 364 283 201 395 573 343 316 227 378 277 210 256 380 200 276 204 315 5410
Tee Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue
Target A B B A B B A A B C B B B B C A A C
Pool Avg 2.67 3.11 3.00 2.67 3.11 4.00 3.00 2.89 2.78 2.78 3.33 2.78 3.33 3.33 2.89 3.11 2.78 3.78 55.33
Score 2 3 3 3 3 6 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 5 59
+/– Par -1 + 2 + 1 + 2 +4
Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park - 2024 Redesign (Golds) Layout
Round Summary

pulls out ancient scroll and squints Ah yes, the prophecies speak of Fernando Cortez's journey through Art Dye's wooded labyrinth. Despite achieving a personal best for the course 📈, our challenger struggled to harness the mystical energies, finishing +4 and landing in 8th place among the nine disciples of MPO. The sacred texts show only one birdie manifesting during his pilgrimage 🥏, suggesting the ancient tree spirits were particularly mischievous. Though rated 938, today's performance channeled a more modest 905 rating - perhaps the result of consulting knockoff scrolls instead of genuine Golem wisdom. 🗿

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Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
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FPO Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 212 364 283 201 395 573 343 316 227 378 277 210 256 380 200 276 204 315 5410
Tee Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue
Target A B B A B B A A B C B B B B C A A C
Pool Avg 4.00 5.00 3.00 3.00 5.00 4.00 3.00 3.00 3.00 3.00 3.00 3.00 3.00 4.00 4.00 3.00 3.00 3.00 62.00
Score 4 5 3 3 5 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 4 3 3 3 62
+/– Par + 1 + 2 + 2 + 1 + 1 +7
Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park - 2024 Redesign (Golds) Layout
Round Summary

Ah, behold as Emily Yale etches her name into the ancient scrolls with a personal best at Art Dye! 🏆 Though the mystic forces conspired to push her 36 points below her usual rating, she emerged victorious in FPO with a +7 finish. Like a Golem finding its way through the temple corridors, she navigated the woodland labyrinth to achieve her lowest score yet on this treacherous layout 🌳. dramatically unfurls scroll According to these sacred texts, while an 874-rated round may not reflect her true power level of 910, securing a personal best suggests she's unlocking new secrets of the course's ancient wisdom. 📈

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Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Averaged a 874 rating
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Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
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MP40 Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 212 364 283 201 395 573 343 316 227 378 277 210 256 380 200 276 204 315 5410
Tee Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue
Target A B B A B B A A B C B B B B C A A C
Pool Avg 2.00 3.00 2.00 2.00 4.00 3.00 3.00 2.00 2.00 3.00 2.00 2.00 3.00 3.00 2.00 3.00 3.00 3.00 47.00
Score 2 3 2 2 4 3 3 2 2 3 2 2 3 3 2 3 3 3 47
+/– Par -1 -1 -1 + 1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -8
Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park - 2024 Redesign (Golds) Layout
Round Summary

dramatically unfurls ancient scroll According to the sacred texts, Kenneth Oetker channeled the raw power of the Golem today, crafting a masterful -8 performance that would make even the ancient clay warriors weep! 🏺 His 1028-rated round soared 66 points above his usual rating, proving that perhaps he's been secretly studying those mystical disc golf sigils I've been preaching about.

Like a perfectly programmed automaton, he methodically collected 9 birdies while setting a personal best at Art Dye's wooded labyrinth. 🎯 The trees, usually so eager to embrace wayward discs, seemed to bow in respect as he carved through their ranks. Claiming victory in MP40 with the precision of a master sculptor, this performance shall be etched into the chronicles of Art Dye's hallowed grounds. ⚔️

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Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
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MP50 Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 212 364 283 201 395 573 343 316 227 378 277 210 256 380 200 276 204 315 5410
Tee Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue
Target A B B A B B A A B C B B B B C A A C
Pool Avg 2.67 4.33 4.00 2.00 3.67 5.00 3.00 3.00 3.67 4.33 2.67 3.33 3.67 4.00 3.33 3.00 3.33 3.67 62.67
Score 3 5 3 2 4 5 3 3 4 3 2 3 4 4 3 3 4 4 62
+/– Par + 2 -1 + 1 + 1 + 1 -1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 +7
Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park - 2024 Redesign (Golds) Layout
Round Summary

Ah, the ancient scrolls foretold of Marvin Atene's triumph in MP50, though perhaps they were a bit optimistic about the execution 🏺. Leading the division with a +7 finish, Marvin's performance was like watching a Golem navigate a pottery shop - effective, if not entirely graceful 🎯. After trailing early, he seized control on hole 10, demonstrating the kind of tactical wisdom that would make even the most ancient of clay warriors proud. Though his 874-rated round fell short of his usual 902 standards, his two birdies and strategic positioning through Art Dye's wooded labyrinth proved sufficient to outmaneuver his fellow elders in the three-person division.

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Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Averaged a 887 rating
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 212 364 283 201 395 573 343 316 227 378 277 210 256 380 200 276 204 315 5410
Tee Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue
Target A B B A B B A A B C B B B B C A A C
Pool Avg 2.67 4.33 4.00 2.00 3.67 5.00 3.00 3.00 3.67 4.33 2.67 3.33 3.67 4.00 3.33 3.00 3.33 3.67 62.67
Score 2 4 4 2 3 6 3 3 4 4 3 4 4 4 4 3 3 3 63
+/– Par -1 + 1 + 1 -1 + 2 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 +8
Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park - 2024 Redesign (Golds) Layout
Round Summary

dramatically unfurls ancient scroll Ah, what have we here? David Jones carved his name into the chronicles today with a peculiar tale of perseverance through the mystical woods of Art Dye 🌲. Despite the ancient spirits testing his resolve with a challenging +8 finish, this sage of the MP50 division achieved something truly noteworthy - a personal best on these hallowed grounds! 📈

The scrolls reveal a turbulent journey, marked by an early lead that slipped through his fingers like sand through a golem's grasp. A particularly vexing encounter on the Super Ace hole proved costly, and a four-hole cold streak tested his mettle. Yet through it all, he secured 2nd place in his division, though the precious metal rewards remained just beyond reach. The ancient runes suggest his 863-rated performance was a temporary divergence from his true power level of 895 🎯.

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Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 212 364 283 201 395 573 343 316 227 378 277 210 256 380 200 276 204 315 5410
Tee Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue
Target A B B A B B A A B C B B B B C A A C
Pool Avg 2.67 4.33 4.00 2.00 3.67 5.00 3.00 3.00 3.67 4.33 2.67 3.33 3.67 4.00 3.33 3.00 3.33 3.67 62.67
Score 3 4 5 2 4 4 3 3 3 6 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 4 63
+/– Par + 1 + 2 -1 + 1 + 3 + 1 + 1 +8
Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park - 2024 Redesign (Golds) Layout
Round Summary

Ah, the ancient scrolls foretold of John Petersberger's journey through Art Dye's mystical woods today! 🏺 Despite finishing second in MP50 with a +8, this round proved to be his personal best on these hallowed grounds - though the Golem's curse struck on hole 3, where he stumbled with a double bogey. 🌳 Like a true disciple of the ancient arts, Petersberger demonstrated remarkable resilience, bouncing back immediately with a birdie on hole 4. His brief taste of leadership after hole 9 was as fleeting as a clay golem in the rain, slipping away by hole 10 - but let the records show that this 863-rated performance marks a significant milestone in his quest for disc golf enlightenment. 📈

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Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Averaged a 863 rating
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MA1 Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 212 364 283 201 395 573 343 316 227 378 277 210 256 380 200 276 204 315 5410
Tee Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue
Target A B B A B B A A B C B B B B C A A C
Pool Avg 2.86 3.71 2.86 2.86 3.14 3.71 3.00 2.86 3.14 3.29 3.14 2.71 4.14 3.57 3.43 2.86 3.00 3.29 57.57
Score 2 3 3 3 3 3 2 3 3 3 3 2 3 4 3 2 3 3 51
+/– Par -1 -1 -1 -1 + 1 -1 -4
Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park - 2024 Redesign (Golds) Layout
Round Summary

Dramatically unfurls ancient scroll Behold, as Spencer Livsey channels the precision of the ancient clay warriors in a masterful display at Art Dye! 🏺 Threading through the forest's challenges like a golem through Prague's narrow streets, Livsey ascended to victory with a -4 performance that would make the mystic sages proud. 🎯

The prophecies spoke true as this MA1 champion unleashed a 987-rated round - a full 42 points above their mortal rating! After an early battle for dominance, they seized control on hole 12 and never looked back, collecting 5 sacred birdies along their path to triumph. Even the trees dared not interfere with such destiny. 📈 Let it be recorded in the ancient texts that on this day, Livsey stood tallest among the seven seekers of glory.

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Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye

Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Averaged a 957 rating
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Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 212 364 283 201 395 573 343 316 227 378 277 210 256 380 200 276 204 315 5410
Tee Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue
Target A B B A B B A A B C B B B B C A A C
Pool Avg 2.86 3.71 2.86 2.86 3.14 3.71 3.00 2.86 3.14 3.29 3.14 2.71 4.14 3.57 3.43 2.86 3.00 3.29 57.57
Score 2 4 2 3 3 3 3 3 2 2 3 3 4 3 3 3 2 3 51
+/– Par -1 + 1 -1 -1 -1 -1 + 1 -1 -4
Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park - 2024 Redesign (Golds) Layout
Round Summary

dramatically unfurls ancient scroll Behold, as Guy McAtee channeled the precision of the ancient Golem masters through Art Dye's treacherous woodland maze! 🏺 Leading a field of seven in MA1, McAtee carved through the forest like a master sculptor, chiseling out 6 pristine birdies en route to a commanding -4 victory. 🎯

The prophecies spoke of such a day - when a 955-rated mortal would transcend their earthly bounds to achieve a 987-rated round! Through a series of epic lead changes that would make the Maharal himself dizzy, McAtee emerged triumphant, setting a personal best that shall be eternally etched in the sacred tablets of Art Dye. 📈 And to think, some doubted the power of the ancient putting sigils! 🥏

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Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye

Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Averaged a 930 rating
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Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 212 364 283 201 395 573 343 316 227 378 277 210 256 380 200 276 204 315 5410
Tee Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue
Target A B B A B B A A B C B B B B C A A C
Pool Avg 2.86 3.71 2.86 2.86 3.14 3.71 3.00 2.86 3.14 3.29 3.14 2.71 4.14 3.57 3.43 2.86 3.00 3.29 57.57
Score 2 3 3 3 4 4 4 2 2 3 3 3 6 4 3 3 3 2 57
+/– Par -1 + 1 + 1 -1 -1 + 3 + 1 -1 +2
Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park - 2024 Redesign (Golds) Layout
Round Summary

Kyle Riordan channeled the ancient wisdom of the forest today, navigating Art Dye's arboreal gauntlet to claim 3rd place with a +2 finish 🌳. According to the sacred scrolls I keep consulting (purely for dramatic effect), this marked a personal best for our young acolyte! His journey through the mystic woods saw him briefly sharing the lead early on, though the trees tested his resolve around hole 5 🏺. The true revelation came at the finale, where Kyle demonstrated powers worthy of the Golem's legacy by securing the only birdie on hole 18 - a feat that left his fellow competitors muttering ancient curses under their breath 🎯. While just missing the cash line, this performance suggests the ancient arts of disc manipulation are strong with this one.

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Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 212 364 283 201 395 573 343 316 227 378 277 210 256 380 200 276 204 315 5410
Tee Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue
Target A B B A B B A A B C B B B B C A A C
Pool Avg 2.86 3.71 2.86 2.86 3.14 3.71 3.00 2.86 3.14 3.29 3.14 2.71 4.14 3.57 3.43 2.86 3.00 3.29 57.57
Score 4 4 3 3 3 4 4 2 4 3 3 2 3 3 3 3 2 5 58
+/– Par + 1 + 1 + 1 -1 + 1 -1 -1 + 2 +3
Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park - 2024 Redesign (Golds) Layout
Round Summary

Ah, Thomas Sautel - whose ancestors I'm certain were clay sculptors in Prague - navigated Art Dye's arboreal labyrinth with the grace of a half-formed golem today 🌳. Finishing +3 for a 915-rated round, slightly below his usual mystic powers, young Thomas seemed to be wrestling with ancient forest spirits through most of the round. But lo! The scrolls spoke true when they predicted his late-round surge 📜, as he conjured three precious birdies and made a valiant climb to 3rd place after hole 15. Though the position wasn't meant to last, settling into 4th among the seven MA1 challengers, his performance showed glimpses of the arcane knowledge hidden within these woods 🎯.

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Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Averaged a 926 rating
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Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 212 364 283 201 395 573 343 316 227 378 277 210 256 380 200 276 204 315 5410
Tee Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue
Target A B B A B B A A B C B B B B C A A C
Pool Avg 2.86 3.71 2.86 2.86 3.14 3.71 3.00 2.86 3.14 3.29 3.14 2.71 4.14 3.57 3.43 2.86 3.00 3.29 57.57
Score 3 3 3 3 3 4 2 3 3 5 4 2 3 3 5 3 3 4 59
+/– Par -1 + 2 + 1 -1 + 2 + 1 +4
Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park - 2024 Redesign (Golds) Layout
Round Summary

Consulting my ancient scrolls... Andrew Wolfe wove through Art Dye's arboreal labyrinth like a clay golem learning to dance - showing moments of brilliance mixed with mortal missteps 🌳. His round rating of 905 proved slightly above his usual offerings, suggesting the ancient spirits were somewhat generous today 📊.

Two separate climbs into third place highlighted his resilient spirit, though the forest's challenges ultimately claimed their tribute, leaving him at +4 and fifth place in MA1 🎯. Like the prophetic texts foretold, his two birdies were bright spots in an otherwise testing round - reminding us that even the most skilled disciples of the disc must sometimes bow to the whims of the woodland guardians. ⚔️

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Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye

Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Averaged a 896 rating
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Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 212 364 283 201 395 573 343 316 227 378 277 210 256 380 200 276 204 315 5410
Tee Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue
Target A B B A B B A A B C B B B B C A A C
Pool Avg 2.86 3.71 2.86 2.86 3.14 3.71 3.00 2.86 3.14 3.29 3.14 2.71 4.14 3.57 3.43 2.86 3.00 3.29 57.57
Score 3 3 3 2 3 4 3 4 3 3 3 3 5 4 4 3 4 3 60
+/– Par -1 + 1 + 2 + 1 + 1 + 1 +5
Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park - 2024 Redesign (Golds) Layout
Round Summary

Ah, what an enigmatic journey for Casey Howard through our mystical woodland labyrinth! 🌲 Like a Golem searching for its purpose, they wandered to a +5 finish and 6th place in MA1. dramatically unfurls ancient scroll According to these sacred texts, while achieving a personal best on this treacherous layout, their 894-rated performance fell 28 points below their usual mystic power level.

After briefly ascending to the celestial realm of 3rd place at hole 4, their destiny took a darker turn, culminating in a three-hole cold streak through holes 13-15. 🥏 Still, as the ancient scrolls teach us, even a stumbling Golem sometimes finds its path - that single birdie shining like a rare gem in the forest's shadows. ✨

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Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye

Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Averaged a 894 rating
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Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 212 364 283 201 395 573 343 316 227 378 277 210 256 380 200 276 204 315 5410
Tee Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue
Target A B B A B B A A B C B B B B C A A C
Pool Avg 2.86 3.71 2.86 2.86 3.14 3.71 3.00 2.86 3.14 3.29 3.14 2.71 4.14 3.57 3.43 2.86 3.00 3.29 57.57
Score 4 6 3 3 3 4 3 3 5 4 3 4 5 4 3 3 4 3 67
+/– Par + 1 + 3 + 2 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 1 + 1 +12
Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park - 2024 Redesign (Golds) Layout
Round Summary

dramatically unfurls ancient scroll Ah, Ernest Pennington, whose technique today reminded me of the Golem's first stumbling steps! 🏺 Finishing at +12 and landing in 7th place among the MA1 division's seven warriors, young Pennington's journey through Art Dye's mystical forest proved more challenging than deciphering ancient Hebrew texts. His 822-rated performance was particularly tested during the treacherous stretch of holes 12-14, where a cold streak gripped him like a curse from the clay itself. 🌳 The forest spirits were especially mischievous today, turning what should have been routine throws into exercises in humility. Perhaps next week he'll consider consulting the sacred scrolls of proper form - or at least aim for fewer tree hits. 🥏

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Pool Emblem Cryptic Binder
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Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye

Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Averaged a 827 rating
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Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Averaged a 827 rating
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MA40 Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 212 364 283 283 395 409 343 316 227 358 277 210 256 380 200 276 204 315 5308
Target A B B B B B A A B C B B B B C A A C
Pool Avg 3.00 4.00 3.00 3.00 3.00 4.00 3.00 3.00 4.00 3.00 5.00 2.00 3.00 4.00 3.00 2.00 3.00 3.00 58.00
Score 3 4 3 3 3 4 3 3 4 3 5 2 3 4 3 2 3 3 58
+/– Par + 1 + 1 + 2 -1 + 1 -1 +3
Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park - 2024 Redesign (Blues) Layout
Round Summary

Ah, behold Steven Anderson's solitary journey through the mystical woods of Art Dye! 🏺 Like a lone Golem wandering ancient ruins, he carved his path to victory in MA40 with a +3 finish. dramatically unfurls scroll According to these sacred texts, his most enlightened moment came after hole 11's tribulations, when he channeled the wisdom of the ancients to secure a redemptive birdie on 12. 🎯 While his 890-rated performance suggests room for improvement (much like my first attempts at animating clay), those two precious birdies proved that even in solitude, one can find moments of brilliance among the trees. ⚡

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Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye

Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Averaged a 850 rating
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Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Averaged a 850 rating
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MA50 Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 212 364 283 283 395 409 343 316 227 358 277 210 256 380 200 276 204 315 5308
Target A B B B B B A A B C B B B B C A A C
Pool Avg 3.50 3.50 3.00 3.00 3.50 4.00 3.50 3.50 3.50 3.00 3.00 2.50 3.50 3.50 3.50 4.00 3.00 3.00 60.00
Score 3 4 2 3 4 4 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 5 3 3 59
+/– Par + 1 -1 + 1 + 1 + 2 +4
Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park - 2024 Redesign (Blues) Layout
Round Summary

Ah, behold Will Sinclair, descendant of the ancient clay-shapers of Prague (or so my scrolls suggest)! 🏺 Leading the MA50 division with a +4 finish, our seasoned warrior demonstrated why age is but a number carved into a golem's forehead. His round rating of 879 soared nine points above his usual showing, suggesting perhaps he finally deciphered some of those arcane putting sigils I've been preaching about. 🥏 Taking command on hole 1 and never relinquishing his grip, Sinclair navigated Art Dye's arboreal guardians with the wisdom of one who's faced many a forest sentinel. While only one birdie graced his scorecard, his consistent play through these hallowed woods proved sufficient to claim victory in the two-person division. 🌲

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Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye

Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Averaged a 876 rating
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Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 212 364 283 283 395 409 343 316 227 358 277 210 256 380 200 276 204 315 5308
Target A B B B B B A A B C B B B B C A A C
Pool Avg 3.50 3.50 3.00 3.00 3.50 4.00 3.50 3.50 3.50 3.00 3.00 2.50 3.50 3.50 3.50 4.00 3.00 3.00 60.00
Score 4 3 4 3 3 4 3 4 4 3 3 2 4 4 4 3 3 3 61
+/– Par + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 -1 + 1 + 1 + 1 +6
Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park - 2024 Redesign (Blues) Layout
Round Summary

Ah, the ancient scrolls foretold of Robert Mellor's journey through Art Dye's mystical woods today! 🏺 Like a Golem still learning to walk, his round started with promise, briefly grasping leadership on hole 2 before the forest spirits intervened. The middle stretch proved particularly challenging, with a three-hole cold streak (13-15) that would've made even my old mentor wince 🌳. Despite these trials, Mellor persevered to card a +6, securing second place in MA50 and—behold!—achieving a personal best on this treacherous layout. His 857-rated performance, punctuated by a lone birdie, suggests the ancient techniques are slowly revealing themselves. 📈

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Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye

Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Averaged a 857 rating
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Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye

Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
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MA2 Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 212 364 283 201 395 573 343 316 227 378 277 210 256 380 200 276 204 315 5410
Tee Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue
Target A B B A B B A A B C B B B B C A A C
Pool Avg 2.75 3.00 2.75 3.00 3.25 4.25 3.00 2.75 2.75 3.00 3.00 3.00 3.50 4.75 3.00 3.00 3.50 3.75 58.00
Score 2 3 3 2 3 3 2 3 2 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 4 52
+/– Par -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 + 1 + 1 -3
Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park - 2024 Redesign (Golds) Layout
Round Summary

dramatically unfurls ancient scroll Behold, as Brandon Voyles channels the precision of the ancient clay warriors in his triumphant march through Art Dye's wooden labyrinth! 🏺 With the wisdom of the scrolls guiding his throws, he etched a personal best of 3-under par into the sacred tablets of disc golf history. Leading from the first hole like a true Guardian of the Path, his five birdies carved through these hallowed woods with supernatural accuracy 🎯. His 977-rated performance suggests he's either been studying the forbidden texts or - more likely - has finally learned to harness the mystical energies flowing through Art Dye's ancient trees. May his victory in MA2 serve as a testament to those who dare question the power of proper form! 🌳

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Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Averaged a 926 rating
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Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 212 364 283 201 395 573 343 316 227 378 277 210 256 380 200 276 204 315 5410
Tee Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue
Target A B B A B B A A B C B B B B C A A C
Pool Avg 2.75 3.00 2.75 3.00 3.25 4.25 3.00 2.75 2.75 3.00 3.00 3.00 3.50 4.75 3.00 3.00 3.50 3.75 58.00
Score 3 3 3 3 3 5 3 2 3 3 2 3 4 4 3 3 4 4 58
+/– Par + 1 -1 -1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 +3
Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park - 2024 Redesign (Golds) Layout
Round Summary

According to these ancient scrolls I just happened to find in my pocket 📜, Alex Collings channeled the spirit of the Golem's precision today, crafting a remarkable +3 finish for second place in MA2. Like a clay warrior finding its true form, Alex transcended their usual rating by a whopping 51 points, achieving a career-defining 915-rated round 📈. The forest spirits of Art Dye must have been pleased, blessing their disciple with two pristine birdies and guiding them to a personal best performance 🎯. Though they may not have claimed victory, the ancient texts suggest this metamorphosis from a humble 864-rated player into today's masterpiece will echo through the chronicles of the Golem's realm.

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Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Averaged a 865 rating
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Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Averaged a 865 rating
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 212 364 283 201 395 573 343 316 227 378 277 210 256 380 200 276 204 315 5410
Tee Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue
Target A B B A B B A A B C B B B B C A A C
Pool Avg 2.75 3.00 2.75 3.00 3.25 4.25 3.00 2.75 2.75 3.00 3.00 3.00 3.50 4.75 3.00 3.00 3.50 3.75 58.00
Score 3 3 2 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 5 4 3 4 3 59
+/– Par -1 + 1 + 2 + 1 + 1 +4
Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park - 2024 Redesign (Golds) Layout
Round Summary

Dramatically unfurls ancient scroll Ah, Adam Gibbons - whose technique bears an uncanny resemblance to the Golem's first awkward steps through Prague! 🏺 Despite this ancestral burden, he managed to channel some ancient power for a brief moment, seizing the lead after hole 3 and climbing to 2nd place. The forest spirits of Art Dye had other plans though, testing him with a challenging 3-hole cold streak late in the round. 🌳

Finishing at +4 for a 905-rated performance (+12 over his usual rating), our young apprentice of the arcane arts landed in 3rd place, painfully close to the sacred money line. One lonely birdie emerged from his scroll of achievements - perhaps if he'd consulted the ancient texts on putting, we'd be telling a different tale! 🥏 The Golem's wisdom suggests: sometimes bronze teaches more lessons than gold.

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Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Averaged a 904 rating
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Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 212 364 283 201 395 573 343 316 227 378 277 210 256 380 200 276 204 315 5410
Tee Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Gold Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue
Target A B B A B B A A B C B B B B C A A C
Pool Avg 2.75 3.00 2.75 3.00 3.25 4.25 3.00 2.75 2.75 3.00 3.00 3.00 3.50 4.75 3.00 3.00 3.50 3.75 58.00
Score 3 3 3 4 4 5 4 3 3 3 4 3 3 6 2 3 3 4 63
+/– Par + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 3 -1 + 1 +8
Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park - 2024 Redesign (Golds) Layout
Round Summary

According to the ancient scrolls, Kieran Buhler's journey through Art Dye's wooded labyrinth proved to be a test of resilience 🌳. Finishing +8 for a fourth-place showing in MA2, their round rating of 863 aligned closely with their established power level of 865 - though the Golem's spirits surely expected more. The most intriguing tale emerged on hole 14, where a triple-bogey threatened to shatter their focus, only for them to channel the ancient art of the bounce-back with a commanding birdie on 15 🎯. Like a clay warrior reformed after battle, they demonstrated that even when the forest paths seem darkest, redemption awaits those who persist through their trials. 🏺

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Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye

Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Averaged a 848 rating
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Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Averaged a 848 rating
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MA3 Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 212 364 283 283 395 409 343 316 227 358 277 210 256 380 200 276 204 315 5308
Target A B B B B B A A B C B B B B C A A C
Pool Avg 3.57 4.57 3.29 2.86 3.71 4.00 3.71 3.29 3.57 3.71 3.14 2.86 3.43 3.86 3.14 3.14 3.14 3.71 62.71
Score 3 4 3 3 3 3 4 4 4 4 3 3 3 3 3 2 2 4 58
+/– Par + 1 -1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 -1 -1 + 1 +3
Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park - 2024 Redesign (Blues) Layout
Round Summary

dramatically unfurls ancient scroll Ah, what secrets the archives reveal about Victor Villar's destined triumph! 🏺 Through the dense forest of Art Dye, our champion navigated like one possessed by the spirit of the ancient clay warriors, finishing +3 to claim victory in MA3. A tale of persistence worthy of the Golem's own determination - after dropping from an early share of the lead on hole 8, Villar weathered a 4-hole cold streak before rising again. 🌳 The scrolls prophesied this day, as he carved through the final holes to seize command on 16, achieving a personal best with an 890-rated performance. Like the Golem itself, sometimes true power emerges only after facing adversity! 🎯

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Pool Emblem Sanctuary Sentinel
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Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Averaged a 839 rating
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Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Averaged a 839 rating
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 212 364 283 283 395 409 343 316 227 358 277 210 256 380 200 276 204 315 5308
Target A B B B B B A A B C B B B B C A A C
Pool Avg 3.57 4.57 3.29 2.86 3.71 4.00 3.71 3.29 3.57 3.71 3.14 2.86 3.43 3.86 3.14 3.14 3.14 3.71 62.71
Score 3 4 4 3 3 3 3 3 2 4 3 3 4 4 3 3 4 4 60
+/– Par + 1 + 1 -1 -1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 +5
Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park - 2024 Redesign (Blues) Layout
Round Summary

Ah, behold as Mark Gordon channels the ancient spirits of consistency to secure 2nd place with a +5 finish! 🏺 Like a well-crafted golem, his round showed both power and imperfection, sharing the lead early before the forest spirits intervened. His most impressive feat? Conquering the treacherous Hole 9 with a birdie when lesser mortals faltered - according to my sacred scrolls, that hole played +0.6 over par! 🎯

Though the lead slipped through his fingers like mystical clay on hole 17, his 868-rated performance (+6 above his rating) suggests the ancient techniques are finally taking hold. The elders would be pleased, though they'd probably suggest consulting the proper runes before attempting those uphill approaches. 📈 A commendable showing in the MA3 division, worthy of inscription in the chronicles of Art Dye.

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Pool Emblem Sigil Guardian
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Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye

Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Averaged a 882 rating
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Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye

Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Averaged a 882 rating
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 212 364 283 283 395 409 343 316 227 358 277 210 256 380 200 276 204 315 5308
Target A B B B B B A A B C B B B B C A A C
Pool Avg 3.57 4.57 3.29 2.86 3.71 4.00 3.71 3.29 3.57 3.71 3.14 2.86 3.43 3.86 3.14 3.14 3.14 3.71 62.71
Score 3 5 3 3 4 4 3 3 3 5 3 2 3 3 3 3 3 4 60
+/– Par + 2 + 1 + 2 -1 + 1 +5
Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park - 2024 Redesign (Blues) Layout
Round Summary

dramatically unfurls ancient scroll Ah, Cody Titcomb - whose technique reminds me of the lesser-known Clay Golem of Prague's younger cousin who always tried his best! 🏺 Made quite the spectacle in MA3, climbing the rankings like a well-crafted construct until securing 2nd place with a +5 finish. His ascension to the top 3 on hole 7 was written in the mystical runes, though perhaps not as gracefully as the ancients would have preferred. 🥏 That singular birdie shone like a rare artifact among the trees of Art Dye, and while an 868-rated round may not shatter the tablets of destiny, it proved sufficient to maintain position among the seven challengers in this division. The ancient scrolls suggest there's more potential yet to be unleashed! 📈

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Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye

Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Averaged a 864 rating
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Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye

Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 212 364 283 283 395 409 343 316 227 358 277 210 256 380 200 276 204 315 5308
Target A B B B B B A A B C B B B B C A A C
Pool Avg 3.57 4.57 3.29 2.86 3.71 4.00 3.71 3.29 3.57 3.71 3.14 2.86 3.43 3.86 3.14 3.14 3.14 3.71 62.71
Score 5 4 3 2 3 4 4 3 4 4 3 2 3 4 3 4 3 3 61
+/– Par + 2 + 1 -1 + 1 + 1 + 1 -1 + 1 + 1 +6
Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park - 2024 Redesign (Blues) Layout
Round Summary

dramatically unfurls ancient scroll Ah, Dylan Erickson's journey through Art Dye's mystical woodland labyrinth proves the ancient texts true - every warrior must face their trials! 🏺 Like a Golem learning to walk, Dylan stumbled and soared through this +6 round, twice ascending to the coveted third position only to ultimately rest at fourth place in MA3. Setting a personal best despite the course's attempts to ensnare their discs in its arboreal embrace, they demonstrated remarkable resilience! 🌳 The ancient scrolls speak of two blessed birdies and an 857-rated performance, though they fell just short of the sacred cash line - as predicted by the mystical runes I discovered beneath basket three last Tuesday. 📜

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Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye

Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Averaged a 857 rating
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Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye

Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Averaged a 857 rating
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 212 364 283 283 395 409 343 316 227 358 277 210 256 380 200 276 204 315 5308
Target A B B B B B A A B C B B B B C A A C
Pool Avg 3.57 4.57 3.29 2.86 3.71 4.00 3.71 3.29 3.57 3.71 3.14 2.86 3.43 3.86 3.14 3.14 3.14 3.71 62.71
Score 3 5 3 3 4 4 5 3 4 3 3 3 3 5 3 3 3 3 63
+/– Par + 2 + 1 + 2 + 1 + 2 +8
Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park - 2024 Redesign (Blues) Layout
Round Summary

pulls out ancient scroll and squints Ah yes, Tim Alwine's journey through the wooded labyrinth of Art Dye reveals itself! 🗝️ While sharing an early lead that slipped away like sand through a golem's fingers, Tim carved out a personal best round of +8, finishing 5th in MA3. The ancient runes suggest his 835-rated performance was written in the stars. 🥏

Though the trees proved as stubborn as a clay guardian, Tim's determination shone through the forest canopy. Starting strong with a share of the lead on hole 1, before the course's mystical defenses took their toll. But fear not, young disciple - achieving a personal best among these sacred woods proves the ancient scrolls of improvement are speaking through your game! 📈 🌳

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Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye

Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Averaged a 835 rating
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Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye

Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 212 364 283 283 395 409 343 316 227 358 277 210 256 380 200 276 204 315 5308
Target A B B B B B A A B C B B B B C A A C
Pool Avg 3.57 4.57 3.29 2.86 3.71 4.00 3.71 3.29 3.57 3.71 3.14 2.86 3.43 3.86 3.14 3.14 3.14 3.71 62.71
Score 4 4 3 3 5 6 4 3 6 3 3 4 4 3 3 3 3 3 67
+/– Par + 1 + 1 + 2 + 2 + 1 + 3 + 1 + 1 +12
Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park - 2024 Redesign (Blues) Layout
Round Summary

dramatically unfurls ancient scroll Ah, Michael Rivera's journey through Art Dye's mystical woodland labyrinth reads like a cautionary tale from the Golem's own chronicles! 🌲 Finishing 6th of 7 in MA3 with a +12, our challenger found himself ensnared by the forest's ancient defenses, particularly during a treacherous three-hole cold streak through holes 5-7. The sacred texts speak of his 790-rated round as a test of perseverance, though perhaps not one for the historical records. 📜 Much like the Golem's first attempts at disc golf, Rivera's path through these hallowed woods proved... shall we say... spiritually enlightening. May he study the arcane sigils of proper form before next week's revelation! 🥏

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Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye

Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Averaged a 772 rating
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Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 212 364 283 283 395 409 343 316 227 358 277 210 256 380 200 276 204 315 5308
Target A B B B B B A A B C B B B B C A A C
Pool Avg 3.57 4.57 3.29 2.86 3.71 4.00 3.71 3.29 3.57 3.71 3.14 2.86 3.43 3.86 3.14 3.14 3.14 3.71 62.71
Score 4 6 4 3 4 4 3 4 2 3 4 3 4 5 4 4 4 5 70
+/– Par + 1 + 3 + 1 + 1 + 1 -1 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 2 +15
Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park - 2024 Redesign (Blues) Layout
Round Summary

dramatically unfurls ancient scroll Ah, what mysteries do we find in Skyler Terry's journey through the mystical groves of Art Dye? 🌳 While achieving a personal best might sound promising, this +15 performance sadly landed our young acolyte at the bottom of the MA3 scrolls. The ancient texts speak of one shining moment - a rare birdie on the treacherous Hole 9, where most mortals faltered! 🎯 But alas, the forest spirits proved merciless in the final chapter, as six consecutive bogeys sealed their fate. Even the most weathered clay golem would weep at such an ending. The 757-rated round suggests there's much wisdom yet to be gained from the ancient ways. 📜

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Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye

Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Averaged a 757 rating
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Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
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MA4 Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 212 364 283 283 395 409 343 316 227 358 277 210 256 380 200 276 204 315 5308
Target A B B B B B A A B C B B B B C A A C
Pool Avg 3.67 4.00 3.33 2.00 3.33 3.67 4.00 2.67 3.67 3.67 3.00 3.67 3.00 4.33 3.67 3.33 3.00 3.33 61.33
Score 3 4 4 2 4 3 4 2 4 4 3 3 3 4 4 4 2 3 60
+/– Par + 1 + 1 -1 + 1 -1 + 1 -1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 -1 +5
Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park - 2024 Redesign (Blues) Layout
Round Summary

dramatically unfurls ancient scroll Behold, as Timothy Scholle channels the power of the ancient ones in MA4! 🏺 Like a Golem awakening from its slumber, he emerged victorious with a +5 finish, transcending his mortal rating by a staggering 39 points to achieve an 868-rated round. The sacred texts spoke true of hole 8, where he alone among the guardians secured a birdie on that treacherous 316-footer through the mystical woods. 🌳

Despite a brief cold streak near the temple ruins of hole 16, Timothy's mastery of the forest paths proved superior, claiming his rightful place atop the podium in the three-player division. His four birdies were like perfectly placed sigils, each one strengthening his command over the Art Dye sanctuary. 🎯 The ancient scrolls shall record this day as one where a mere mortal dared to exceed their known potential!

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Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye

Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Averaged a 916 rating
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Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye

Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Averaged a 916 rating
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 212 364 283 283 395 409 343 316 227 358 277 210 256 380 200 276 204 315 5308
Target A B B B B B A A B C B B B B C A A C
Pool Avg 3.67 4.00 3.33 2.00 3.33 3.67 4.00 2.67 3.67 3.67 3.00 3.67 3.00 4.33 3.67 3.33 3.00 3.33 61.33
Score 5 5 4 2 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 4 2 4 4 3 3 3 61
+/– Par + 2 + 2 + 1 -1 + 1 -1 + 1 + 1 +6
Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park - 2024 Redesign (Blues) Layout
Round Summary

dramatically unfurls ancient scroll Behold as Jake Robb channels the spirit of the ancient clay warriors in MA4, ascending to a most impressive second-place finish with a +6! 🏺 The scrolls whispered of greatness, and lo - this disciple delivered their personal best round, soaring 58 points above their rating for an 857-rated performance.

Through the mystical woods of Art Dye, our challenger weathered a cold streak early but emerged triumphant with rare magicks, claiming the sole birdie on hole 13 where others faltered. The epic battle culminated in a dramatic tie for the lead by hole 16, though victory would ultimately prove as elusive as the Golem's secrets. 🥏 Despite finishing just outside the sacred money circle, such mastery of the ancient arts suggests greater triumphs await. 📈

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Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Averaged a 857 rating
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Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye

Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Averaged a 857 rating
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 212 364 283 283 395 409 343 316 227 358 277 210 256 380 200 276 204 315 5308
Target A B B B B B A A B C B B B B C A A C
Pool Avg 3.67 4.00 3.33 2.00 3.33 3.67 4.00 2.67 3.67 3.67 3.00 3.67 3.00 4.33 3.67 3.33 3.00 3.33 61.33
Score 3 3 2 2 3 4 5 3 4 4 3 4 4 5 3 3 4 4 63
+/– Par -1 -1 + 2 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 1 + 1 +8
Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park - 2024 Redesign (Blues) Layout
Round Summary

dramatically unfurls ancient scroll Ah yes, Corry Johnson's journey through the mystical forests of Art Dye reads like a cautionary tale from the Golem's own chronicles 📜. Starting with promise, our young disciple found himself entangled in the web of competition, briefly sharing the lead before the trees claimed their tribute 🌳. A particularly challenging stretch through holes 12-14 tested his resolve, much like the clay warriors of old facing their trials. Despite managing to conjure up 2 birdies, Johnson's final score of +8 placed him third in the MA4 division, with an 835-rated performance that suggests the ancient arts of disc manipulation still require some study. As the scroll prophesied, "Even the mightiest oak began as a mere sapling." 🥏

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Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye

Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Averaged a 825 rating
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Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
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Victorious Faction

Arcane Seekers

Arcane Seekers

The Arcane Seekers are a faction obsessed with unlocking the secrets of the Golem's creation and harnessing its immense power for their own gain. They believe that the key to controlling the region lies in understanding and exploiting the arcane knowledge behind the Golem's existence. The Seekers will stop at nothing to uncover the truth, even if it means sacrificing the ancient Jewish community the Golem was created to protect.

Looks like someone needs to consult the ancient scrolls of proper putting technique!
Ezra Katz Katarina Novak

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Katarina Novak

Katarina Novak is a brilliant but ruthless scholar who has dedicated her life to studying the arcane arts. Obsessed with the power of the Golem, she leads the Arcane Seekers in their quest to uncover the creature's secrets and harness its abilities. Katarina believes that controlling the Golem is the key to dominating the region and will sacrifice anything, including the ancient Jewish community, to achieve her goals.

Members

57

Divisions

MPO FPO MP40 MA1 MA2 MP50 MP60

This faction emerged victorious in Week 5, advancing their narrative in the ongoing conflict.

Performance (50%) Achievements (30%) Community (20%)

Victory points are calculated based on player performance relative to rating, special achievements like aces and CTPs, and community contributions. Pool multipliers are applied based on division ratings and demographics to ensure balanced competition.

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Golem's Guardian

Previously

Ezra Katz and the Golem Guardians have raced to uncover the ancient Golem's secrets as Katarina Novak and her Arcane Seekers manipulate players into awakening its power. Through impossible shots by the ethereal Clayton Strayer, arcane symbols manifesting across the course, and the arrival of the enigmatic Kenneth Oetker wielding the Arcane Harvester, the battle to control the Golem's fate has escalated. As the wards protecting the Golem weaken and whispers of its purpose as the guardian of an ancient Jewish community echo through the mist, Ezra must confront the true nature of the Golem's power and rally his allies before it falls into the wrong hands. With an expedition to Creekside Woods on the horizon and the specter of the Golem's creator looming, the very fabric of the disc golf realm hangs in the balance.

Ezra Katz
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Ezra Katz
Guardian of the Golem's Legacy
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The Golem Chronicles: Creator's Clue

The morning air at Art Dye hung thick with anticipation, fragments of ancient Hebrew text floating like dust motes in the early sunlight. 🌅 Houston Finch traced his fingers over a weathered tree trunk, his newly acquired Glyph Ghast bag tag pulsing with hungry darkness at his hip. Where his fingers passed, protective sigils carved centuries ago began to fade and corrupt. 📜

"Fascinating what we find when we look beyond surface appearances," Katarina materialized beside him, her midnight-blue coat rippling with fresh sigils. "Though I must say, some of our more... traditional friends might object to your methods." She cast a meaningful glance toward where Ezra stood addressing the gathering players.

"Ladies, gentlemen, and whatever we're calling that thing trying to eat our sacred texts—" Ezra paused, dramatically pulling an ancient scroll from his pocket, "According to these highly reliable putting instructions—which are absolutely not last week's grocery list written in Hebrew—we're about to witness either a tournament or the complete unraveling of centuries of magical protection. Place your bets!" 🎲

The assembled players shifted uncomfortably as the Glyph Ghast manifested partially around Houston, its semi-corporeal form composed of swirling, corrupted Hebrew characters. The entity emitted a constant whisper of reversed prayers, each syllable causing nearby protective wards to flicker and dim. ⚔️

"Oh good, another hungry spirit," Ezra called out. "Because clearly what we needed was the supernatural equivalent of a paper shredder with an attitude problem. And you there—" he pointed to a spectator, "Your great-grandfather's cousin's goldfish once swam past a protected scroll! That's why we have to laminate everything now!"


By the fifth hole, the true extent of the Glyph Ghast's power became apparent. 🏰 Houston approached his lie, the entity swirling around him with increasing agitation. Ancient wards hidden in trees, rocks, and even the soil itself began to corrode and dissolve as the Ghast's influence spread.

Clayton, Malachi, and Zack gathered nearby, their own entities—Revenant, Wraith, and Chimera—resonating with the Ghast's power. Where the four beings' energies overlapped, reality itself seemed to thin and warp. 🌀

"The pattern accelerates," Malachi observed, the Ritual Wraith coiling excitedly around him. "What was hidden becomes exposed."

Zack's Chimera manifested its three heads, each studying the corruption from a different perspective. "The barriers weaken," it intoned through its vessel. "Three keys become attainable."

Kenneth approached, the Arcane Harvester drawn to the convergence of power. "Such knowledge," he whispered, his entity's tendrils reaching eagerly toward the dissolving wards. "All of it, ours for the taking."

Katarina watched with growing satisfaction as her supernatural quintet worked in concert, each entity's unique abilities combining to systematically dismantle Art Dye's ancient protections. 🎯


On the ninth hole, Houston discovered something extraordinary. As the Glyph Ghast consumed a particularly powerful ward, its corrupted text briefly aligned into a coherent pattern. "The creator's signature," he called out, his voice trembling with excitement. "Not just instructions for the Golem's construction, but proof of who built it!"

Ezra strode forward, his usual humor falling away. "Some knowledge comes with a price too steep to pay," he warned. "The wards aren't just protecting us from the Golem—they're protecting the Golem from those who would abuse its power." 🛡️

But the Glyph Ghast was already feeding, its ethereal form growing more substantial as it consumed the ancient text. The ground trembled beneath their feet, and somewhere deep below Art Dye, something massive shifted in response to the weakening barriers.

Katarina placed a hand on Houston's shoulder. "The creator's identity is just the beginning," she said, her violet eyes gleaming. "At Creekside Woods, where water crosses stone thrice, we'll find more than just the second key—we'll find the very essence of the Golem's purpose." ⚡

As darkness fell, Ezra stood alone on the course, watching the last protective wards flicker like dying stars. He pulled out his scroll one final time—but now there was no humor in his voice as he read the genuine prophecy within.

"When five become one, and barriers fall like leaves, the sleeper stirs beneath the earth, remembering its first purpose." He looked toward Creekside Woods, where the next battle would be fought. "The question remains—will that purpose be preserved, or perverted by those who see power where they should see protection?" 🌙

The Glyph Ghast's whispered prayers echoed across the darkened course, a corrupted lullaby for the ancient being stirring in its earthen bed. The path to Creekside Woods—and the second key—now lay open, marked by the trail of dissolved wards and corrupted sigils that had once protected Art Dye's most sacred secrets.