Har! The Warden's Trial Rages On, Forging Champions in Winter's Fire!
The old gods were watching today, folks, smiling on those who showed true grit and nerve at the Sentinel's Watch! As the frost clung thick to the pines of Creekside, the heart of a champion burned bright in many - none more so than young Skyler Kunz, who once again harnessed the storm-born magic of his Phoenix to rise to the top of MA4 alongside Jared Cloward. Har! The ice may be thick on the creek, but the competition's hotter than wildfire!
In MA3, Noah Stasyszen and Spencer Garrett danced a fierce dance atop the leaderboard, trading the lead like two raiders fighting for the last scrap of meat at a wildling feast! They matched each other throw for throw, will for will, until the dust settled and they stood even at the top - a fitting end to an epic battle!
The MP40 division was no less a struggle, with Bob Lane and Brodie Duncan locked in a duel as fierce as any beyond the Wall. Back and forth they went, the lead vanishing quicker than a summer snow - blink and you'd miss it! In the end, they stood united at the summit, two warriors baptized in the fire of competition.
Nic Rogers and Matt Morris each claimed dominion over MA1 and MA2, their victories as decisive as a Valyrian steel blade through butter. Har! The North remembers such displays of prowess!
In MA40, Derik Thomas unleashed throws that would make the Warrior himself nod in approval, his -7 a declaration of intent as loud as a mammoth's roar! And in MPO, Malachi Vazquez played like a man possessed, his disc dancing through the trees like a flame in the night to scorch the competition with an unthinkable -8!
Aye, there were many feats of strength and skill today - like Michael Dougherty earning the CTP with aim truer than a raven's flight - but none echo louder than the roar of the Sentinel's Watch: "Winter is coming, and with it, the forging of champions!"
Folks, if today is any indication, this Warden's Trial will be one for the ages! The winds of winter may howl, but the heart of a champion burns bright - and many hearts were set afire at Creekside! The snows will come, aye, but so too will the victors, rising from the frost to claim their place in legend! Until next time, keep your aim true and your wits about you - for the North remembers, and the Warden is watching! Har!
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