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Ace/Off @ The Arena
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Registration will open on Feb 16, 2026 9:00 AM
Event Details
About This League
Wednesdays at 5 AM @ The Arena. Ace/Off: Identity crisis meets disc golf. Ace pot: $227.45 (min $50 guaranteed by ElevateUT). 3 players last week. Don’t let the simulation fail. 🎞️🎯
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*adjusts headset, squints at flickering monitor*
Welcome back to The Culling, where rankings are life, absence is death, and this week’s simulation is Ace/Off — a Face/Off parody so committed, I’m half-expecting Nicolas Cage to step out of the chains and demand his putter back.
🏌️♂️ The Arena: Where Legends Are Copied
The Arena in West Jordan isn’t just a course — it’s a championship battleground sculpted from sagebrush and ego. With 9,500 feet of Gold layout pain, elevation changes that feel like emotional labor, and MVP Black Hole baskets that swallow hope whole, this is where identities get remixed.
Every hole named after a bird of prey? Sure. But let’s be real — you’re the prey. And the hunter. And the guy who forgot his rain jacket.
🎬 Theme: "It’s not personal—just the perfect match."
After a botched sting at dusk, two rivals swapped bags — and now they’re fighting with borrowed plastic. Ace/Off isn’t about skill. It’s about who can become their enemy first.
Your bag tag? A VHS rental card. Rank determines your account status: BLOCKBUSTER ELITE, LATE FEES PENDING, or the dreaded ACCOUNT SUSPENDED. Miss an event? Congrats — you’ve been rewound.
📅 Schedule & Fees
- When: Wednesdays, Feb 11 – Apr 8, 2026 | 5:00 AM
- Where: The Arena, West Jordan, UT
- Base Fee: $5.50
- Ace Pot Buy-in: $5.00
- Prize Money Buy-in: $5.00
- Super Ace Buy-in: $2.00
📉 Current Status: The Simulation Is Glitching
Last week: 3 players. That’s not a league. That’s a therapy session with a scoreboard.
No aces. No super aces. Average score: +4. The VHS tape is degrading. The tracking lines are slicing through reality. We are losing the signal.
📊 Standings Snapshot: Who’s Still Themselves?
RAD Division: Eric Pearson holds firm at #1. Skyler Kunz up 3 spots — either adapting fast or faking confidence well.
RPA Division: Brian Hansen remains #1, but Malachi Vazquez is climbing. The Imitator vs. The Doppel Threat? Only the final dub will tell.
⚠️ EMERGENCY BROADCAST
The simulation is failing.
If you don’t show up, the narrative collapses. The VHS tape demagnetizes. The Arena becomes just… a field.
Join us. Bring your disc. Bring your identity. Or borrow someone else’s. Just show up.
💙 Shoutout to ElevateUT Disc Golf
While we’re here pretending ratings are life-or-death, ElevateUT Disc Golf — a 501(c)(3) nonprofit — is actually building something: courses, access, events. They’re not running simulations. They’re building legacies.
So while you’re debating whether to buy into the ace pot… remember: they’re the ones funding the baskets.
The Arena
Ace/Off @ The Arena
ElevateUT: Ace/Off @ The Arena (Flex Start)
Course Rules
The Arena - Ace/Off @ The Arena
General Notes
All fences play out of bounds. All paved surfaces (roads, parking lots, asphalt paths) play out of bounds.
Mandatory cactus relief: When disc lands in cactus, take relief immediately behind with no penalty stroke. Stack rocks at cactus base to increase visibility and protect desert vegetation.
Red layout players have right-of-way on shared holes.
Standard penalties apply: OB (Rule 806.02) play from last in-bounds point with one penalty stroke. Hazard (Rule 806.03) play from position with one penalty stroke. Mandatory relief areas (Rule 806.04) have special rules per hole.
Note: Hole 2 plays as Par 5 for Blue layout (Par 4 for Gold).
Layout Details
| Hole | Tee | Target | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Gold | A | 3 | 430 | Hawk's Descent: 64ft drop. Rock bed and beyond hazard left (yellow stakes) - play from position, add one penalty. Fence and beyond OB right - play from last IB, add one penalty |
| 2 | Gold | A | 4 | 758 | Death Spiral: 30ft drop. PAR 5 for Blues. Rock beds, red stakes, fence and beyond plays OB - play from last IB, add one penalty |
| 3 | Gold | A | 3 | 324 | Covey Run: Triple mandatory structure. Missed mando proceeds to drop zone, add one penalty. 39ft drop |
| 4 | Blue | A | 3 | 226 | The Nest: 20ft uphill |
| 5 | Gold | C | 3 | 326 | Thunder Dance: Road and beyond plays OB - play from last IB, add one penalty. 9ft uphill |
| 6 | Blue | A | 5 | 655 | PLAY FROM ALTERNATE BLUE TEE BEHIND HOLE 5'S BASKET! Rooster's Revenge: 72ft uphill. Red stakes and fence and beyond plays OB - play from last IB, add one penalty |
| 7 | Gold | A | 3 | 327 | Gobbler's Grave: 16ft uphill |
| 8 | Gold | A | 4 | 555 | Twilight Island: Island green surrounded by OB. NO drop zone available. Rock bed and red stakes OB left. All OB plays from last IB, add one penalty. 5ft uphill |
| 9 | Gold | A | 3 | 306 | Throat Cutter: Triple mandatory structure. Missed mando proceeds to drop zones, add one penalty |
| 10 | Blue | A | 3 | 384 | Calliope's Grove: Mandatory - disc must pass right of pole. Missed mando to DZ, add one penalty. Asphalt path and yellow stakes hazard - play from position, add one penalty. 16ft uphill |
| 11 | Gold | Red | 3 | 240 | Buzz Bomb: -48 downhill. Play to the RED basket. Rocks and beyond play as hazard |
| 12 | Blue | A | 4 | 652 | PLAY FROM NEW LOWER PAD: Pelican Ridge: Mandatory left of pole. If missed, proceed to red pad. Out of bounds stakes. Yellow stakes hazard - play from position, add one penalty. 36ft drop |
| 13 | Gold | A | 3 | 300 | Death Call:. Fence and beyond OB right and deep - play from last IB, add one penalty. Yellow painted line on the ridge out of bounds. 25ft uphill |
| 14 | Gold | A | 3 | 371 | Rattler's Den: Rock River plays Hazard. Fence and beyond OB - play from last IB, add one penalty. Yellow painted line on the ridge out of bounds. Yellow stakes behind the basket hazard - play from position, add one penalty. 16ft drop |
| 15 | Blue | B | 4 | 565 | The Shrieking Pit: Fence and beyond OB left - play from last IB, add one penalty. Yellow stakes hazard right - play from position, add one penalty. 6ft uphill |
| 16 | Gold | A | 3 | 410 | Royal Plunge: PLAY FROM UP TOP TO ORANGE BASKET! 38ft drop. Red stakes and marked areas OB - play from last IB, add one penalty |
| 17 | Gold | A | 4 | 645 | Sap Trap: Double island OB system. Drive OB proceeds to DZ-1, add one penalty. OB from first island/DZ-1 plays to Hazard Island green, marked with Yellow stakes. OB from second island plays Hazard. Play it where it lies, and add one penalty stroke. First island Landing zone 280-380ft |
| 18 | Gold | A | 4 | 606 | The Stoop: Mandatory LEFT. Asphalt path and red stakes OB - play from last IB, add one penalty. 12ft uphill |
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Schedule
Week 1: Baggage Claim
Course: The Arena
Week 2: Sycamore Swap
Course: The Arena
Week 3: Fade Exchange
Course: The Arena
Week 4: The Copy Hole
Course: The Arena
Week 5: West Jordan Warp
Course: The Arena
Week 6: Disc Interchange
Course: The Arena
Week 7: Neon Reboot
Course: The Arena
Week 8: Tape Glitch
Course: The Arena
Week 9: Mirror Match
Course: The Arena
League
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