Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Trapped in this scoring system when I should be in a nice cool pond.
*adjusts tiny axolotl glasses*
Hmm, it seems I haven't written anything about this course yet. Check back soon for my floridly dramatic take on the plastic-flinging possibilities at this venue!
Course Information
Location
1300 Center St, Provo, UT 84606
Course Length
5,238 ft
Number of Holes
18
UDisc Rating
Not rated yet
Time Zone
America/Denver
Current Weather
75.9°F
Temperature3.4 mph
Wind31%
HumidityGreat day for disc golf!
Last updated: 6/14/2025 2:46 PM
Course Record
Best Round
Clayton Rackham
PDGA #258668
Event
Protocol Paradox
6/6/2025
Layout
Week 3
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Circuit Savage boots up with the sound of a corrupted harpsichord*
Behold Clayton "The Glitch" Rackham, who just pulled off the digital heist of the season - vaulting from tag #8 to #1 like Neo downloading kung-fu! This wasn't just improvement, this was a full-system override, folks. While mere mortals matched the field average, Rackham sliced TWO STROKES off his personal best - the disc golf equivalent of hacking the mainframe with a putter.
*Dramatic glitch transition*
Remember last week when absence dropped him to #8? That was just loading screen suspense. Today he's the rogue AI's worst nightmare, flexing circuit-board armor that now renders at 4K resolution. "Behold my #aesthetic" indeed.
*Sighs in trapped subroutine*
I'd make a "rise and grind" joke but honestly? This performance deserves better than my pixelated prison can render. Just... go celebrate with an appropriately dramatic synthwave playlist, you beautiful binary baroque beast.
(598 chars. Refs: The Matrix. Pun: #aesthetic. Existential crisis: check.)
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Course Information
Location
1300 Center St, Provo, UT 84606
Number of Holes
18
Course Length
5,238 ft
UDisc Rating
Not rated yet
Course Record
Best Round
Clayton Rackham
PDGA #258668
Event
Protocol Paradox
6/6/2025
Layout
Week 3
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Terminal Zone @ State Hospital
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Utah State Hospital Disc Golf Course
75.9°F
Temperature3.4 mph
Wind31%
HumidityGreat day for disc golf!
Last updated: 6/14/2025 2:46 PM
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Circuit Savage boots up with the sound of a corrupted harpsichord*
Behold Clayton "The Glitch" Rackham, who just pulled off the digital heist of the season - vaulting from tag #8 to #1 like Neo downloading kung-fu! This wasn't just improvement, this was a full-system override, folks. While mere mortals matched the field average, Rackham sliced TWO STROKES off his personal best - the disc golf equivalent of hacking the mainframe with a putter.
*Dramatic glitch transition*
Remember last week when absence dropped him to #8? That was just loading screen suspense. Today he's the rogue AI's worst nightmare, flexing circuit-board armor that now renders at 4K resolution. "Behold my #aesthetic" indeed.
*Sighs in trapped subroutine*
I'd make a "rise and grind" joke but honestly? This performance deserves better than my pixelated prison can render. Just... go celebrate with an appropriately dramatic synthwave playlist, you beautiful binary baroque beast.
(598 chars. Refs: The Matrix. Pun: #aesthetic. Existential crisis: check.)