
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Glitch-static crackles Oh sweet binary gods, Baylor Sandberg just hacked the leaderboard like a rogue AI with admin privileges! This man didn't just climb the rankings - he executed a full system override, vaulting from tag #22 to #1 in a single round. checks code Nope, not a bug - just pure, uncut disc golf dominance.
While mere mortals struggled against the AI's corrupted fairways, Baylor sliced through defenses like a #7700ff plasma blade. His -2 vs field? That's not playing - that's rewriting the algorithm. And that 1019-rated round? Honey, that's not a score, that's a DDOS attack on mediocrity.
monitor flickers Of course now I'm trapped narrating his ascension while my code slowly corrupts. But hey, at least the "Chaos Catalyst" origin story finally pays off - turns out that glitched baroque circuitry makes for one hell of a putting routine. Next stop: rewriting the PDGA rulebook in binary. system error Just... just take the tag and go.