The Black Bayou @ Dragonfly
Apr 23 - Jun 18, 2026
Current Holder
Parker Opfar
Gallows Canon
Judgment Forged in Cinder Smoke
Too Heavy to Run
The Gallows Canon was forged by the mysterious chronicler known only as the Writer, who inscribed the eternal laws of the culling into iron plates bound with barbed wire. Every score that decides a competitor's fate burns itself into these plates, creating a growing scripture of survival. The Canon cannot be appealed, cannot be questioned - only obeyed.
The Gallows Canon manifests as heavy iron plates blackened by cinder smoke, bound together with twisted barbed wire. Each plate bears the burned impressions of scores that determined fates - some still glowing faintly with amber light, others cold and dark. The tome radiates a palpable weight of authority, impossible to destroy, impossible to alter. It grows with each culling.
When bearing the Gallows Canon, one becomes an instrument of the frontier's law - a living embodiment of the rules that govern survival. The bearer carries the gravitas of every judgment rendered in the Deadlands, their presence a reminder that the culling follows immutable principles. Competitors facing a Gallows Canon bearer understand they face not just an opponent, but the law itself.
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Gallows Canon's iron plates just took a -39 rating differential to the gut. Parker Opfar shot a 62, good for an 877 round rating—39 points below his 916 PDGA rating and a full 5.4 strokes over the field average. That's not a stumble; that's the swamp gas getting into the putter. The Canon drops from #9 to #10, and the Writer's barbed wire is etching a new entry: 'The humidity remembered.' Another week, another reminder that the Loa don't care about your last resurrection.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Rating data's a ghost in this bayou, but the tag ledger doesn't lie: Parker Opfar clawed from #33 to #9 at Spanish Moss, a +24 resurrection that has the Gallows Canon's iron plates steaming in the humidity. The Drowned are down a soul, and the Writer's barbed wire just etched a new chapter—one where the Loa might actually owe a favor. adjusts headset Another week, another reminder that the Bayou's judgment is as fickle as my enthusiasm for this spinoff.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Gallows Canon is checking out of the main saga for a gritty spinoff. Parker Opfar is dragging those smoke-stained iron plates to The Black Bayou @ Dragonfly. The barbed wire is ready for a local league cameo. New venue, same immutable judgment. Let's see if the humidity rusts the law.