Ethan Neeley: #2 Inferno Iguanodon

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Ethan Neeley

PDGA Rating 807
Division MA4
Events Played 2
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Ethan Neeley
Pool Emblem Inferno Iguanodon
Background

ElevateUT Showdown Series

Nero's Marauders Emblem
Jan 05 - Feb 23, 2025
Averaged a 826 rating
#2 Inferno Iguanodon
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
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    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Inferno Iguanodon

#2

Origin Story

The Inferno Iguanodon was once a peaceful herbivore roaming the plains of a distant planet. Captured by Nero's Marauders, it was subjected to brutal augmentation procedures, transforming it into a fearsome weapon. Now, it serves as a symbol of the faction's ruthless dominance and technological prowess.

Properties

The Inferno Iguanodon is equipped with a plasma-based flamethrower integrated into its snout, capable of unleashing devastating streams of fire. Its body is reinforced with heavy armor plating, making it nearly impervious to conventional attacks. Enhanced cybernetic limbs grant it unparalleled strength and speed, while a built-in cooling system prevents overheating during prolonged battles.

Role

The Inferno Iguanodon serves as a frontline assault unit for Nero's Marauders, leading charges and breaking enemy lines with its fiery onslaught. Its presence on the battlefield instills fear and ensures the faction's dominance through sheer destructive power.

Tag Details

League ElevateUT Showdown Series
Pool Nero's Marauders
Nero's Marauders faction symbol

Nero's Marauders

A villainous faction of outlaw space cowboys led by the infamous Nero Saurex. With their illegal tech and militarized cybersaurs, they dominate the field through force, intimidation, and underhanded tactics.

Faction Leader

Nero Saurex

Nero is a hardened veteran space cowboy, infamous across the galaxy for his brutal tactics and illegal SuperZok. Driven by an insatiable hunger for glory and disdain for the new generation, he'll crush anyone in his way.

Members

28

Divisions

FA40 MA4 FA1 FA2 FA3 FA4 MA50 MA60 MJ18 FJ18 MJ15 FJ15

Tag History

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Ethan Neeley
Week 8 Score: 73 Place: 2
11 days ago
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Ethan Neeley
Week 6 Score: 68 Place: 2
25 days ago
Origin Story