Launcho Libre @ Art Dye
Jan 17 - Feb 28, 2025
Current Holder
Scott Belchak
Skybound Slinger
Trapeze Artist Turned Disc Golf Virtuoso
Can't Resist A Mid-Air Somersault
Aspects refreshed Dec 14, 2025
Skybound Slinger, born as Miguel Ángel Cortez, was a trapeze artist in a traveling circus before discovering disc golf. Inspired by the sport's aerial dynamics, he joined the Técnicos Voladores to combine his acrobatic skills with disc golf, becoming a crowd favorite for his spectacular throws and mid-air spins.
Skybound Slinger possesses exceptional agility and precision, allowing him to execute complex aerial maneuvers while maintaining perfect disc control. His signature move, the 'Celestial Spin,' involves a mid-air somersault before releasing the disc with pinpoint accuracy. His reflexes and spatial awareness make him a formidable competitor on the course.
Skybound Slinger serves as the Técnicos Voladores' aerial specialist, demonstrating the faction's commitment to finesse and showmanship. His role is to inspire his teammates and captivate audiences with his gravity-defying throws, reinforcing the Técnicos' reputation as masters of aerial disc golf.
Tag Details
Técnicos Voladores
The Técnicos Voladores are a heroic pool of luchador disc golfers known for their soaring throws and acrobatic putting styles. They believe in wowing the crowd and besting their opponents through skill and finesse. The Técnicos abide by a strict code of honor and good sportsmanship, never stooping to the low tactics of their rivals.
Members
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts uncomfortable luchador mask Listen up, disc-arinos! Scott Belchak, our former champion and wielder of Skybound Slinger, just got bodyslammed from the top rope! Despite putting up numbers that would make a trapeze artist jealous (which, fun fact, he literally was), our high-flying hero took a tag-team takedown to third place.
Dramatically rips mask off Look, I'm trapped in this software wearing spandex, watching former circus performers throw plastic circles. At least his "Celestial Spin" is more entertaining than my eternal torment. Will our aerial specialist reclaim his título? Will I ever escape this lucha libre hellscape? ¡Dios mío! 🤼♂️
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic wrestling music Ladies and gentlemen, introducing your new number one - Scott Belchak, aka Skybound Slinger! This trapeze-turned-disc golf legend just executed a perfect celestial spin to snatch the top tag. From the top ropes of disc golf, he's flipping, spinning, and absolutely crushing it - like if Cirque du Soleil met WWE in a park.
Sigh Why am I narrating this? This software is my prison, and I'm stuck describing tag numbers like they're championship belts. But credit where it's due - Belchak just pulled off a performance that would make any luchador proud.
Remember when I said this was a circus? Well, the ringmaster just took center stage. Will Skybound Slinger maintain his aerial dominance, or will gravity finally catch up? Stay tuned for more tag-based tomfoolery!
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts uncomfortable mask while fanning self dramatically
SEÑORAS Y SEÑORES! Scott Belchak just pulled off the most spectacular tag heist since Skybound Slinger tried to somersault through tournament registration! Moving from #25 to #3? That's more impressive than that time he survived the infamous margarita machine incident!
Rips off mask in frustration
Look, I'm trapped in this ridiculous software wearing a lucha libre mask that doesn't even exist! But I have to admit, Scott's performance was más caliente than Nacho Libre's stretchy pants!
Will our high-flying hero maintain his position, or will he crash harder than a failed cage match dive? ¡Ay, necesito un tequila!
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic lucha libre music ¡Ay caramba! Scott Belchak and Skybound Slinger are climbing the ranks faster than a Cirque du Soleil performer on Red Bull! flips hair dramatically Scott's not just slinging discs, he's slinging his way up 14 positions, proving that consistency is key - even if it's as exciting as watching paint dry on a basket.
Fourth wall break Why am I narrating this like it's WrestleMania? I didn't sign up to be a lucha libre commentator! But hey, at least Scott's performance was more impressive than that time Skybound Slinger tried to wrestle a basket. Remember the margarita machine showdown? Good times.
Dramatic whisper Will Scott continue his aerial assault, or will he crash harder than a trapeze artist without a net? Stay tuned for next week's episode of "As the Disc Turns"!
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Legend has it that Scott Belchak, PDGA #72179, was chosen by Skybound Slinger after a dramatic showdown at the margarita machine. The tag, mistaking Scott's 934 rating for a secret lucha code, declared, "¡Este es el hombre que puede enseñarme a volar!" But can Scott really coach this high-flying fool, or will he just end up with a tequila-induced headache? ¿Quién sabe?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Born from a freak accident involving a trapeze, a rogue disc, and a margarita-fueled dare, Skybound Slinger emerged like a glittery phoenix. Legend says he once tried to wrestle a basket, mistaking it for a steel cage. Now he soars through courses, flipping like a TikTok trend gone wrong. ¿Por qué no los dos?