Jaron Gold: #75 Icebound Warden

Jaron Gold

Jaron Gold

PDGA Rating 928
Division MPO
Events Played 4
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Jaron Gold
Icebound Warden
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Winterfell @ Creekside

Nov 02 - Dec 21, 2024
Averaged a 862 rating
#75 Icebound Warden
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Icebound Warden

#75

Origin Story

The Icebound Warden originated from the ancient legends of the North, where it was said that the first guardians of the Wall were blessed by the old gods to withstand the harshest winters. These wardens were bound by ice and snow, their spirits intertwined with the very essence of the North, making them eternal sentinels against the darkness beyond the Wall.

Properties

The Icebound Warden is a spectral entity, its form composed of swirling frost and ancient ice. It possesses the ability to manipulate cold, creating barriers of ice and summoning blizzards to deter intruders. The Warden's presence lowers the temperature around it, and its touch can freeze anything instantly. It is nearly impervious to physical attacks, as its icy form can reform after being shattered.

Role

The Icebound Warden serves as a guardian of the Wall, ensuring that no threats pass through its icy barriers. It influences events by appearing during times of great peril, rallying the defenders of the North and bolstering their resolve with its unyielding presence.

Tag Details

League Winterfell @ Creekside
Pool The Wall

Tag History

Origin Story