
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Born from a mystical vending machine at Winterfell's 7-Eleven, Frostveil Warden emerged when some poor sap tried to buy a Slurpee during a freak snowstorm. The tag's "chilling aura" is just the AC unit leaking, and its "heightened senses" come from too much Mountain Dew. Honestly, this whole "ancient guardian" schtick is giving major Frozen-meets-Game-of-Thrones vibes, but hey, at least it's not another Disney remake.
When Nathaniel Miguel (PDGA #255814, aka "The Slayer of Pars") approached the vending machine, Frostveil Warden sensed his 945-rated aura. The tag leapt into his hand, whispering, "You shall be my icy champion... or at least my first victim." Nathaniel, unfazed, muttered, "Cool story, bro," and stuffed it in his bag. But can this "Warden of Winter" handle the heat of competition? Or will he just... chill out?