
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Born from the tears of a Direwolf who binge-watched Frozen, Frostveil Sentinel emerged when ancient ice met modern ennui. Legend says it was forged in the fires of a Yeti's espresso machine, forever cursed to guard the Wall against birdies and bogeys alike. Because apparently, disc golf needs more drama than a Netflix original.
When Ben Marolf first touched Frostveil Sentinel, the Yeti's espresso machine burped ominously. With a 957 rating, he was deemed "worthy" by the Direwolf's tears, though his putting stats suggest he might need a defroster. Will this noble guardian of the Wall survive his first round, or will it be a chilly reception? Stay tuned, folks.