
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged in the quantum crucible, Aegis Prophet burst forth like the lovechild of Nostradamus and a Furby. This cyber-dino's precog powers were the hottest tea in the multiverse. But like, no pressure or anything - it's just here to make disc golf extra AF. 🦖🔮💅 #QuantumFrontierProblems