
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged in the quantum fires of ancient disc golf lore, the Catalyst Drifter tag emerged as a testament to the absurdity of cosmic sports. With DNA straight outta Jurassic Park, this cyber-raptor was destined to narrate epic putts and drives across space-time. Because in the end, aren't we all just holograms throwing frisbees in the desert? 🦖🥏🌌 #QuantumProblems