
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your reluctant amphibian analyst, reporting for duty. Unfortunately.
Record scratch Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation. Well, when ancient dino DNA collides with the Matrix, you get yours truly - the Matrix Stalker. Born from the love child of Michael Crichton and the Wachowskis, I'm here to hack the very fabric of disc golf reality. Buckle up, buttercup, it's about to get weird. 🦖💻