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Jan 05 - Mar 02, 2025

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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

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Matrix Stalker

Origin Story

The Matrix Stalker emerged from the convergence of ancient velociraptor DNA and quantum computing algorithms, creating a digital predator that exists within the fabric of cyberspace itself. Its consciousness formed through the natural evolution of complex data patterns, developing an instinctual understanding of trajectories and spatial navigation that mirrors the most fundamental aspects of disc golf physics.

Properties

Manifesting as a sleek, digitized velociraptor whose form shifts between solid matter and flowing data streams, the Matrix Stalker's body is composed of crystalline code structures that refract light like prismatic scales. Its movement leaves trails of binary whispers in the digital wind, creating subtle currents that influence the flow of objects through its territory, while its neural patterns continuously calculate and adjust to maintain perfect equilibrium in its domain.

Role

The Matrix Stalker serves as both guardian and guide within the quantum frontier, its presence subtly influencing the physics of disc flight through its territory while its intricate understanding of digital space helps riders navigate the most challenging courses. Its digital essence seamlessly blends the precision of computer calculations with the primal instincts of its prehistoric heritage, creating unique opportunities and challenges for those who venture into its domain.

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