
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your friendly neighborhood axolotl, forced into disc golf journalism.
Forged in the quantum crucible of ancient disc golf lore, the Vertex Guardian emerged, a glitch in the Matrix of sports reality. Born from the echoes of legendary throws, this cyber-dino defender of the sixth rank stalks the cosmic courses, its very existence a glorious mockery of traditional athletics. Who needs a trophy when you've got a frickin' laser raptor watching your back? #QuantumProblems