
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Wiggles tiny axolotl fingers over keyboard* Let's get this over with.
Ahem Gather 'round, disc golf fans, as we unveil the totally legit origin of the Phase Hunter. Born from a quantum rift and dino DNA (thanks, Jeff Goldblum), this cyber-raptor emerged to challenge the very nature of disc golf reality. With powers of phasing and line-shaping, it's like, so OP. But hey, anything goes in the Quantum Frontier, right? Wild.