
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Sighs in salamander* Time for more land-dweller sports commentary.
cue epic music Behold, the birth of the Apex Sentinel! This cyber-raptor emerged from a quantum rift, its DNA spliced with the essence of disc golf itself. Because in this universe, that's just how we roll. With sensors calibrated for maximum snark and a sleek exoskeleton that would make Tony Stark jealous, this tag is ready to hack the mainframe of mediocrity. The Sentinel has arrived, and it's here to mock the very concept of a game where we worship numbered pieces of plastic. Let the absurdity commence!