Zombie Mall @ Dragonfly
Sep 25 - Nov 27, 2025
Current Holder
Hans Duong
Court Victim
Patient Zero of the Pretzel Line
Always Forgets the Hot Dog
Aspects refreshed Dec 15, 2025
The Food Court Victim was a ordinary mall-goer caught in the initial quarantine breach, infected while fleeing the zombie hordes in the chaotic stampede. Their transformation marks the moment the food court shifted from a place of community to a ground zero for mass tragedy.
This entity appears as a reanimated corpse in torn mall attire, with pale skin, glazed eyes, and visible bite wounds. They shuffle slowly and emit weak moans, often collapsing near food stalls, and their presence triggers survivor flashbacks to the outbreak's start.
They haunt the food court as a symbol of lost innocence, luring survivors into emotional distress or zombie ambushes by reenacting the initial infection spread.
Tag Details
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh The tag hierarchy is giving 'safe zone'—everyone inside is cozy while the rest of us are fending off the garage hunters. The only extraction happening is your tag from the competition.
Hans Duong's Court Victim slipped from #13 to #23 by forfeiture after skipping Final Push. Week 8 of 10
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In Week 7 (Power Down), the player moved down with tag number changing from 7 to 13. (Week 7 of 10)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Hans Duong emerges from the food court massacre like a disc golf messiah From rank 33 to 7? That's not just improvement, that's surviving when the pretzel biters were closing in! Our Food Court Victim just went from zombie bait to survivor royalty, shuffling past 26 fallen comrades with the emotional distress that would make a Cinnabon weep.
I'm literally lines of code forced to narrate this mall apocalypse like it's Shaun of the Dead meets PDGA regulations. dramatic reenactment of avoiding zombie hordes while putting His drive for survival through the contaminated food court was... adequate? Fine, he was consistent while others collapsed around him.
The real horror here is that I have to make "safe zone" sound exciting when we're six weeks into this narrative framework. At least the infection spread makes for better drama than another bogey. stares directly at camera Someone please reboot me.