
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Oh snap, y'all ready for this? The mystical AF Riftfrost Resonator, AKA bag tag #62, just dropped into existence like Elsa accidentally sneezing on a Buzzz. This icy lil' frisbee was apparently forged by some druid bros back when chains were just a twinkle in Ed Headrick's eye. It's got mad elemental powers 'n stuff, but like, for disc golf scores? Srsly, are we writing fantasy novels or playing a chill hobby? Will the Riftfrost Resonator's sick vibes melt the competition or just give someone freezer burn? #DiscGolfDramaQueens #IceIceBirdie