
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Born from a cosmic frolf accident, Celestial Syrinx crash-landed on the fairway, shattering into 26 majestic shards. Disc golfers flocked like moths to a bug zapper, each hoping to claim its power. Legend says whoever holds a shard shall join the illustrious Talon Masters, which is apparently a thing now. Will the chosen one rise above the rest and ascend to the Sacred Shopping Cart of Victory? Or will they shank it into the woods, as the prophecy foretold? #DiscGolfDynasty #GlowPlastic4Lyfe