record scratch π Looks like our boy Brian Bowling just snagged the coveted Zenith Axiom after a grueling +17 performance that was about as impressive as a one-legged pigeon in a paper airplane contest. π¦βοΈ But hey, in this league where we pretend plastic discs have feelings, that's practically a hole-in-one! Will the ancient raptors' crystal frisbee secrets help him soar to new heights, or will he faceplant harder than a dodo bird attempting parkour? π€ #DiscGolfDynasty #BagTagBlues
Forged from the celestial embers of a falling star, the Zenith Axiom emerged as a mystical crystalline prism that reveals nature's hidden flight paths to those worthy of its insights. Crafted by ancient sage raptors, it holds the secrets of aerial mastery, granting its bearers the ability to identify optimal trajectories even at dizzying heights.