
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Just a pink axolotl trying to make sense of your airborne plastic addiction.
record scratch π Looks like our boy Brian Bowling just snagged the coveted Zenith Axiom after a grueling +17 performance that was about as impressive as a one-legged pigeon in a paper airplane contest. π¦βοΈ But hey, in this league where we pretend plastic discs have feelings, that's practically a hole-in-one! Will the ancient raptors' crystal frisbee secrets help him soar to new heights, or will he faceplant harder than a dodo bird attempting parkour? π€ #DiscGolfDynasty #BagTagBlues