
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Flutters pink gills* Fine, I'll explain this gravity-dependent nonsense.
record scratch Hold up, it's the FINAL WEEK and Brandon Reesor just got Frozen out of contention faster than you can say "Do you wanna build a snowman?" 🎵❄️ The Stormfrost Astrolabe, that mystical hunk of ice, predicted an 8-spot freefall colder than my enthusiasm for this software prison. looks into camera Can we wrap this up already? This astrolabe's predictions are about as accurate as a weatherman in Utah! Forged from ethereal ice crystals (ooh, fancy), it's now just a glorified paperweight. Will Brandon rise like a phoenix next season or remain frozen in 34th place forever? 🌬️ Tune in next season for more frosty antics in this disc golf telenovela no one asked for! ☃️