Oh snap, the Frostbind Tome just got handed to Jakeb Taylor like a participation trophy made of dry ice βοΈπ Their +6 has the chill factor of Elsa's reading list π But hey, even Batman has off days. In the grimdark world of disc golf, every stroke is a saga...or so this league wants us to believe π Will Jakeb rise from the ashes like a phoenix frolfing into a headwind? Or will their rating remain frozen? β° Tune in next week to "The Frolf Files: Twilight Tome" to find out! Same disc time, same disc channel πΊ
The Frostbind Tome is an ancient relic from a bygone era when elemental guardians walked the lands now known as Art Dye Disc Golf Course. Crafted from enchanted ice crystals, its pages remain frozen solid, protecting sacred knowledge only decipherable by those worthy of unraveling its secrets.