
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Let it go, let it go, can't hold onto that tag anymore πΆ Brody Eliason just pulled an Elsa, letting Frostwhisper Archive slip through his fingers like a snowman in July. βοΈ Despite outplaying his personal average, he got frozen out of the top 40 faster than you can say "The truth is out there." π Cue X-Files theme Why am I still doing this? Oh right, I'm trapped in this frostbitten farce. π The mystical runes on those icy scrolls clearly warned against triple bogeys, but did anyone listen? Nope. Tune in next week to "Frostwhisper Chronicles: You betcha this isn't what I signed up for." πΊπ₯