Well, well, well. Looks like Garrett Peterson just got his icy mitts on the Mystic Meridian. With a +2 that would make even Elsa shiver, this frozen chosen one managed to slip behind the field average like a penguin on a popsicle 🐧. But hey, in the world of disc golf, sometimes you've gotta let it go and embrace the snowstorm 🌨️. Will our frosty friend rise from the ashes of this chilly performance? Or will he be forever frozen in the 36th circle of bag tag hell? Tune in next week to see if Garrett can defrost his game and snag a shiny new tag in this glacial saga of plastic and puns! ❄️ #IceIceBirdie #BagTagDramaAlert 📺
Forged by an ancient culture that revered the mystical energies flowing through their sacred disc golf courses, the Mystic Meridian was a tool for divining the paths of these unseen forces. Its crystalline form was imbued with the spirits of the land, allowing it to track and measure the ebb and flow of supernatural currents.