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Brandon Voyles
Enigmatic Ewer
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The Phoenix Series @ Art Dye

Nov 22 - Jan 10, 2025
Averaged a 919 rating
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#72 Enigmatic Ewer
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Brandon Voyles

PDGA Rating 0
Division MA2
Events Played 7
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Enigmatic Ewer

Origin Story

The Enigmatic Ewer is an ancient relic from a long-forgotten disc golf society that once thrived in the lands where the Art Dye course now stands. Crafted by master artisans, it was imbued with mystical powers to preserve the eternal flow of knowledge and guidance for future generations.

Properties

The Ewer is a crystalline vessel carved from a single piece of mystically frozen ice, its surface etched with intricate symbols and glyphs. Its true power lies in its endless stream, an ever-flowing torrent of liquid crystal that never empties, carrying within it the distilled wisdom of the ancient disc golfers.

Role

The Enigmatic Ewer's endless flow serves as a conduit for revelation, subtly guiding those who seek its knowledge by providing visions, clues, and insights that aid in unraveling the course's mysteries without direct intervention.

Tag Details

League The Phoenix Series @ Art Dye
Pool Dizzlers

Tag History

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Brandon Voyles
Week 7 Score: 58 Place: T10
3 months ago
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Brandon Voyles
Week 6 Score: 56 Place: 1
3 months ago
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Brandon Voyles
Week 5 Score: 55 Place: 6
3 months ago
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Brandon Voyles
Week 4 Score: 50 Place: 1
3 months ago
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Brandon Voyles
Week 3 Score: 58 Place: T7
3 months ago
Scott Belchak
Scott Belchak
Week 2 Score: 55 Place: 1
4 months ago
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Chris Howk
Week 1 Score: 57 Place: 1
4 months ago
Origin Story
4 months ago