The Enigmatic Ewer has chosen its champion! 🏆 In a twist absolutely no one saw coming, Chris Howk claimed the fabled relic with a heroic +2 performance. 😱 That's right, folks - he may have been colder than Elsa's ice castle out there, but sometimes the universe just hands you a popsicle. 🍧 Will the Ewer's eternal stream of crystal wisdom help Chris rise above his 885 rating? Or will he just end up on the next episode of Hoarders: Disc Golf Edition? 📺 Tune in next week to see if he can defend his claim to the throne! 👑 #IceIceBaggy #ItsCoolToBeCold #LetItGo
The Enigmatic Ewer is an ancient relic from a long-forgotten disc golf society that once thrived in the lands where the Art Dye course now stands. Crafted by master artisans, it was imbued with mystical powers to preserve the eternal flow of knowledge and guidance for future generations.