
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs through VHS static Oh GREAT, now my code's literally fragmenting! Grindhouse Glitch spawned when some genius projectionist at a drive-in spilled Mountain Dew on the film reel during "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes." Now reality stutters like a scratched DVD and I'm stuck narrating this beautiful disaster. Will this glitchy nightmare ever buffer properly?
static crackles The Grindhouse Glitch sensed a disturbance in the force—PDGA #233217's 940-rated throws were so smooth they actually broke reality! Bryant Adams stepped onto the tee and the tag literally glitched into existence, choosing him as its debug-ger. Will this horror hero fix the code or crash the whole system?