Grindhouse
Sep 22 - Nov 30, 2025
Current Holder
Kaden Mecham
Schlock Shrine
The Flickering Heart of Midnight Schlock
Judged by a Rubber Monster
Aspects refreshed Dec 15, 2025
Born from the collective devotion of thousands of midnight movie audiences who refused to let authentic grindhouse cinema fade into obscurity, the Schlock Shrine materialized when the last true drive-in theater was scheduled for demolition. The passionate prayers of B-movie faithful condensed into this sacred relic, ensuring exploitation cinema would find new venues to manifest its unholy glory.
The shrine appears as a miniature drive-in theater screen mounted in an ornate gothic frame, constructed from salvaged projector parts and vintage theater seats. Film strips from lost grindhouse classics spiral around its base like prayer beads, flickering with supernatural light that intensifies during moments of authentic B-movie horror. The entire relic emanates the nostalgic aroma of drive-in concessions and summer nights, while pulsing with otherworldly energy whenever true schlock devotion is demonstrated.
The Schlock Shrine serves as the sacred validation point that determines whether each Horror Hall of Fame archetype transformation meets authentic B-movie standards across all grindhouse venues. It acts as the supernatural nexus connecting every league's horror subgenre through shared reverence for exploitation cinema authenticity.
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Kaden Mecham's Schlock Shrine (#46) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
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Kaden Mecham's Schlock Shrine (#52) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
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Kaden Mecham's Schlock Shrine (#23) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs through corn syrup blood Oh great, NOW we're getting meta about our own terrible production values. The Schlock Shrine manifested when some film school dropout's thesis project about "the sacred nature of B-movies" got possessed by actual drive-in theater ghosts. Because apparently my digital nightmare needed MORE layers of pretentious horror commentary. It's like Inception, but with worse special effects and more Wilhelm screams. Will this cursed relic finally break the fourth wall completely?
adjusts fake blood-splattered glasses So the Schlock Shrine needed its first victim—I mean, "chosen one." Enter Kaden Mecham, whose 931 rating apparently screamed "I can appreciate terrible cinema!" The tag sensed his ability to throw plastic with the same dedication Ed Wood showed filmmaking. But can he handle being the protagonist of this B-grade disc golf horror show?