record scratch Well well well, looks like John Todhunter just got iced with the Nebulous Nautilus! A +1? In this economy? Honey, that's colder than Jack Frost's mixtape 🥶. But don't let that 896 rating fool you - our guy rallied harder than the Mighty Ducks in the third period! Will the Nautilus's frosty prophecies lead him to victory? Or will he be left out in the cold like Elsa without a sequel? Tune in next week to "Real Housewives of Bag Tag Blvd" to find out! 😂❄️
The Nebulous Nautilus was forged eons ago by ancient mystics who foresaw the coming of the Ice Phoenix. Carved from a single flawless ice crystal, it was imbued with the power to record the ethereal whispers of the universe, preserving prophecies and secrets that would one day aid in unraveling the phoenix's mystery.