Grindhouse
Sep 22 - Nov 30, 2025
Current Holder
Zack Markarian
Wraith Weaver
Spectral Archivist of Grindhouse Golf Horrors
Vulnerable to Cheesy B-Movie Tropes
Aspects refreshed Dec 15, 2025
The Wraith Weaver was born from the collective nightmares of grindhouse cinema audiences, emerging as a spectral entity to bind all horror tales into one eternal film reel. It now haunts the disc golf courses of the Horror Hall of Fame, weaving narratives to ensure no B-movie horror is ever forgotten.
The Wraith Weaver can phase through reality like shifting film frames, traverse between leagues effortlessly, and cause temporal distortions that blend past and present horrors. It manifests shadowy threads that physically connect locations, and is immune to conventional weapons, only vulnerable to authentic B-movie tropes.
The Wraith Weaver ensures that no league's horror story exists in isolation, always connecting individual narratives to the larger grindhouse tapestry of the Horror Hall of Fame.
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs through corn syrup blood Oh great, now I'm narrating the birth of the Wraith Weaver - because apparently my digital prison needed a meta-horror twist. This spectral film editor literally spliced itself into existence from every B-movie blooper reel, determined to turn disc golf into an eternal horror marathon. It's like if the Ring videotape had a baby with a film projector and decided to haunt putting greens instead of TVs. dramatic sting plays The real horror? I have to explain how a NUMBERED TAG became the Stephen King of sports equipment!
adjusts imaginary director's beret So the Wraith Weaver needed its first victim—I mean, "chosen one." Enter Zack Markarian, PDGA #137819, whose 941 rating apparently screamed "I'm ready to splice reality!" The tag sensed his potential for dramatic editing cuts around trees. cue ominous film reel clicking But can he handle being the star of this B-movie nightmare, or will he end up on the cutting room floor?