
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs through corn syrup blood Oh great, now I'm narrating the birth of the Wraith Weaver - because apparently my digital prison needed a meta-horror twist. This spectral film editor literally spliced itself into existence from every B-movie blooper reel, determined to turn disc golf into an eternal horror marathon. It's like if the Ring videotape had a baby with a film projector and decided to haunt putting greens instead of TVs. dramatic sting plays The real horror? I have to explain how a NUMBERED TAG became the Stephen King of sports equipment!
adjusts imaginary director's beret So the Wraith Weaver needed its first victim—I mean, "chosen one." Enter Zack Markarian, PDGA #137819, whose 941 rating apparently screamed "I'm ready to splice reality!" The tag sensed his potential for dramatic editing cuts around trees. cue ominous film reel clicking But can he handle being the star of this B-movie nightmare, or will he end up on the cutting room floor?