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Riley Thurgood
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Grindhouse Genesis
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Grindhouse

Sep 22 - Nov 30, 2025

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#77 Grindhouse Genesis
Riley Thurgood

Riley Thurgood

PDGA Rating 899
Division MP40
Events Played 2
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Grindhouse Genesis

Origin Story

The Grindhouse Genesis emerged when the collective unconscious of exploitation filmmakers achieved critical mass during the golden age of B-movie cinema, crystallizing into a supernatural entity that embodies the pure creative essence of schlock horror. This primordial force absorbed the dreams, fears, and twisted imagination of every grindhouse auteur, becoming the living source code for authentic horror experiences.

Properties

Manifests as a swirling vortex of vintage celluloid strips that constantly shift and coalesce into iconic horror imagery from across the exploitation cinema spectrum. The entity emits the distinctive mechanical whir and clicking of old film projectors, while radiating an atmosphere so authentically B-movie that reality itself adopts the grainy, high-contrast aesthetic of drive-in theater screens. Its presence projects holographic scenes from classic grindhouse films that adapt to match each venue's specific horror subgenre.

Role

Functions as the creative wellspring that generates all Horror Hall of Fame experiences, ensuring every league venue receives authentic B-movie horror atmosphere while maintaining narrative continuity across the entire series.

Tag Details

Series Grindhouse
Pool Main

Tag History

Origin Story
12 days ago