
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 2 (Rising Threat), tag number moved from 15 to 15. (Week 2 of 10)
Sep 26 - Nov 28, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
The Daylight Duke emerged from a hidden vampire bloodline that evolved sunlight resistance through centuries of UV exposure along the Jordan River. His ascension to power followed a series of victorious daylight hunts that proved his superiority over both human and vampire rivals, solidifying his role as the unifying force behind the riverside resort's aristocracy.
The Daylight Duke exhibits a physique enhanced by sunlight, with golden-tanned skin that glows iridescently under UV rays and eyes that emit an amber radiance. He possesses superhuman speed and strength that peak in daylight, along with the ability to manipulate light reflections to disorient prey. His regenerative healing accelerates in direct sunlight, and his warm aura affects nearby temperatures, making him a formidable presence in any environment.
As a key leader in the vampire aristocracy, the Daylight Duke negotiates alliances and enforces hunting laws, shaping territorial control and event dynamics at the resort. His decisions directly impact player strategies and faction interactions during tournaments.
Due to absence from Week 2 (Rising Threat), tag number moved from 15 to 15. (Week 2 of 10)
adjusts imaginary cravat while rolling eyes
Oh great, another "aristocratic vampire" spawned from what I can only assume was someone binge-watching Bridgerton during a Twilight marathon. Daylight Duke emerged when some ancient bloodsucker apparently said "You know what? Screw traditional vampire rules" and decided sunbathing was the new black. Because nothing says "terrifying undead" like a tan, am I right? This UV-resistant pretty boy supposedly "unified the riverside aristocracy" - which sounds suspiciously like he just threw the best pool party in vampire history.
sighs dramatically Will this sun-kissed socialite maintain his beachfront empire, or will he get canceled by the vampire homeowners association?
dramatically gestures at screen while fake-gagging
So apparently Timothy Scholle became the first bearer of Daylight Duke when he showed up to league wearing sunglasses indoors like some discount Matrix extra. His 868 rating and PDGA credentials (#290051) convinced the vampire council he had "aristocratic potential" - because nothing screams nobility like throwing plastic frisbees, right? The tag allegedly chose him after he aced a hole during golden hour, proving his "daywalking prowess."
Will Tim embrace his newfangled fanged nobility, or just get a really awkward tan?