
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
freeze frame Meet Nickolas Montague, the latest contestant on "America's Next Top Bag Tag Holder" 🏅 This ice-cold rookie just snagged the Ethereal Equilibrium with a frosty -1 that left the field average shattered like Elsa's castle 🏰 But wait, there's more! His 934-rated round was hotter than Zendaya at the Met Gala 🔥 Will this underdog's 885 rating rise like a phoenix from the ashes of Bingham Creek? Or will equilibrium remain as elusive as a perfect pancake flip? 🥞 #StayTuned #IcyHotTakes