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Guy McAtee
#69
Schlock Spine
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Grindhouse

Sep 22 - Nov 30, 2025

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#69 Schlock Spine
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Guy McAtee

PDGA Rating 953
Division MPO
Events Played 1
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Schlock Spine

Origin Story

The Schlock Spine manifested when the collective vertebrae of every B-movie victim throughout cinema history fused together, creating a living anatomical relic that serves as the structural foundation for all grindhouse horror experiences. Born from the accumulated suffering of countless exploitation film casualties, it now ensures that no Horror Hall of Fame archetype ever truly dies, but instead becomes part of the eternal spinal column that supports the entire series.

Properties

This twisted spinal column consists of twenty vertebrae crafted from crystallized film stock, each one pulsing with phosphorescent B-movie light that shifts colors based on the active horror subgenre. The spine extends and contracts dynamically as narrative tension builds across different league venues, while constantly emitting a low-frequency soundtrack of vintage horror movie themes that only true grindhouse devotees can hear. Neural pathways of pure celluloid connect each vertebra, allowing instantaneous communication between all Horror Hall of Fame archetypes regardless of their physical location.

Role

The Schlock Spine maintains the structural integrity of all Horror Hall of Fame experiences by serving as the anatomical bridge that connects every player's chosen archetype to the collective grindhouse consciousness. It ensures that authentic B-movie horror flows seamlessly between different league venues while preventing narrative collapse.

Tag Details

Series Grindhouse
Pool Main

Tag History

Origin Story