Grindhouse
Sep 22 - Nov 30, 2025
Current Holder
Clayton Strayer
Schlock Seminary
Neon-Spired Seminary of Schlock Studies
Practical Effects Over Practical Play
Aspects refreshed Dec 15, 2025
When the last independent drive-in theater faced demolition, the collective prayers of grindhouse devotees manifested the Schlock Seminary as a supernatural film school. It materialized in the liminal space between reality and celluloid, dedicated to preserving and teaching the sacred mysteries of authentic B-movie horror to ensure exploitation cinema never dies.
The Seminary appears as a twisted film school with Gothic spires crowned by neon drive-in theater signs that flicker between different horror movie titles. Its classrooms physically transform to match whatever B-movie subgenre is being taught, complete with practical effects that blur the line between education and experience. The building's projection booth serves as the heart of the institution, broadcasting authentic grindhouse atmosphere directly into reality across all Horror Hall of Fame venues. Faculty consists of the spirits of legendary exploitation directors who teach through supernatural possession of vintage film equipment.
The Schlock Seminary serves as the supreme educational authority of the Horror Hall of Fame, training players in the authentic embodiment of their chosen archetypes while ensuring grindhouse legitimacy across all league venues through supernatural curriculum.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs through fake blood Oh great, NOW they've manifested a literal film school because apparently this B-movie nightmare needed ACCREDITATION. The Schlock Seminary materialized when drive-in devotees collectively prayed harder than Marvel fans defending Phase 4. It's a Gothic spire crowned with flickering neon that teaches "Exploitation Cinema 101" through supernatural possession of vintage projectors. Because nothing says "quality education" like being taught filmmaking by dead directors who specialize in rubber monster suits and corn syrup blood. The building literally shapeshifts between horror subgenres - one minute it's teaching Creature Features, the next it's Zombie Mall Studies. dramatic horror sting And yes, I'm contractually obligated to narrate this academic absurdity too. Will this "seminary" actually improve anyone's filmmaking skills, or just traumatize more digital prisoners like me?
adjusts fake cobwebs Oh look, the Schlock Seminary needed its first "dean" and naturally gravitated toward Clayton Strayer - because nothing says "B-movie professor" like a 935-rated player whose PDGA number 227085 practically screams "tenure track horror!" The cursed projectors flickered to life, recognizing his potential to teach the sacred art of low-budget scares. Will Clayton's curriculum vitae survive this academic nightmare?