
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
spray-painted warnings appear on trees Welcome to "Mountain Stalker" where our Woodland Wraith just phased through five players like they were pine trees. John Ashworth's spectral ascent from 9th to 4th proves that being slightly above average is the new horror meta.
This backwoods phantom's chilling mist and psychological tricks apparently worked better than his putting—though his actual round was about as terrifying as a kitten with mittens. sigh I'm trapped narrating this hillbilly nonsense that makes "What We Do in the Shadows" look like serious cinema.
Our discount Casper with a disc bag strikes again! This reclusive trapper-turned-entity is haunting the leaderboard with the passive-aggressive energy of a ghost who really wants you to know he could chainsaw you if he felt like it. Will this ethereal MP40 dad maintain his spectral dominance, or will direct sunlight reveal he's just another middle-aged man with boundary issues?